Vag-matic

An industrial douchebag

That guy looks like a vag-matic. Straight up.

Vag-matic by anonymousOOOg May 28, 2015

vagmatic eruption 

Similar to a volcanic eruption, except erupting out of a vagina. Vagmatic eruptions are different from volcanic eruptions in that they omit 'vagma' instead of magma. The substances are both similar in nature as they both have the ability to destroy small communities and kill everyone within them. Vagmatic eruptions are usually followed by vaginal tremours, and can cause vaginas to "waterfall". Vagmatic eruptions are usually caused by an immaculate display of pimp game by two brofessionals, either on the dancefloor or in similar settings. A brosef must be extremely talented in the pimpage of women to cause a vagmatic eruption.

"that bitch just had a vagmatic eruption all over my leg"

vagmatic eruption by mbrobitarianh March 24, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016