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Vagmatized

The opposite of dickmatized one who is vagmitized is put into a state of awe or disarray, speechless and or senseless
Girl I had him so vagmatized he couldn’t think let alone speak he was stuck
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vaginatized 

He should drop her, but she has him completely vaginatized.
vaginatized by Mulder March 8, 2008

vagimatized 

similar to being dickmatized but in this case you are hypnotized by the vag (i.e. the vagina)
Joe: Man I am so vagimatized by my new girl... she's got the hottest vag ever.
vagimatized by kikitacular July 2, 2008
Verb.

Being in the enhanced state of nothingness, comatose, bedridden by the use of substances.

A useless fuck who basically does nothing with their life but lay in a state of vegetation.
Dave Waters continues day after day to do nothing but lay at home vegatized.
Vegatized by Mo Ron October 3, 2020

Vagmitized 

When a formerly high-functioning and typically single heterosexual male develops the inability to fulfill ordinary life sustaining obligations due to inability to concentrate on anything other than the vagina of his latest recurring sexual encounter. He is literally under the spell of this particular vagina similar to the effects of scopolomine slipped into unsuspecting mens drinks in South American countries such as Colombia.

Note: Outcomes for this disorder are typically dismal however randomized studies have shown that married men do have a statistically lower relapse rates.
Friend 1 - Dude, you see Pete lately? Looks like he's on meth or something...

Friend 2 - He's been vagmitized by a stripper named Chastity. We are planning an intervention.
Vagmitized by $lapaho December 30, 2018
A person that lives in Las vegas that has let it get the best of them
That girl has been vegatized.
Vegatized by delisher June 7, 2005