Vagmatized

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When the pussy is so good you start to catch feelings for the girl. When really you're just catching feelings for the pussy.

Tyler: I really think I'm falling for this girl.
Me: She's not a good girl for you, dude. You're just vagmatized.

Vagmatized by TylerC161 June 14, 2018

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Vagmatized

The opposite of dickmatized one who is vagmitized is put into a state of awe or disarray, speechless and or senseless

Girl I had him so vagmatized he couldn’t think let alone speak he was stuck

Vagmatized by Yurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp July 10, 2019

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vaginatized

Synonym for pussy-whipped. Analogous to dickmatized.

He should drop her, but she has him completely vaginatized.

vaginatized by Mulder March 8, 2008

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vagimatized

similar to being dickmatized but in this case you are hypnotized by the vag (i.e. the vagina)

Joe: Man I am so vagimatized by my new girl... she's got the hottest vag ever.

vagimatized by kikitacular July 2, 2008

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Vegatized

Verb.

Being in the enhanced state of nothingness, comatose, bedridden by the use of substances.

A useless fuck who basically does nothing with their life but lay in a state of vegetation.

Dave Waters continues day after day to do nothing but lay at home vegatized.

Vegatized by Mo Ron October 3, 2020

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Vagmitized

When a formerly high-functioning and typically single heterosexual male develops the inability to fulfill ordinary life sustaining obligations due to inability to concentrate on anything other than the vagina of his latest recurring sexual encounter. He is literally under the spell of this particular vagina similar to the effects of scopolomine slipped into unsuspecting mens drinks in South American countries such as Colombia.

Note: Outcomes for this disorder are typically dismal however randomized studies have shown that married men do have a statistically lower relapse rates.

Friend 1 - Dude, you see Pete lately? Looks like he's on meth or something...

Friend 2 - He's been vagmitized by a stripper named Chastity. We are planning an intervention.

Vagmitized by $lapaho December 30, 2018

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Vegatized

A person that lives in Las vegas that has let it get the best of them

That girl has been vegatized.

Vegatized by delisher June 7, 2005

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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