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Vagi-Matic

Describes the ability of a woman manipulate her vagina in the most pleasurable way. This skill is usually attained by performing Kegel exercises on a regular basis.
"That woman really put the "Vagi-Matic" to me... I couldn't walk for three days."
Vagi-Matic by Dazona August 11, 2007
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vagimatized 

similar to being dickmatized but in this case you are hypnotized by the vag (i.e. the vagina)
Joe: Man I am so vagimatized by my new girl... she's got the hottest vag ever.
vagimatized by kikitacular July 2, 2008

Vagomatic 

A girl that has sexual intercourse with someone elses man more than once.
Resulting in the eating of vagina.
Grin: yo that girl was Vagomatic.
Pyatt: yeah man I can dig that.
Vagomatic by Brin And Wyatt January 25, 2009

Vaginatic 

He/she who holds position/occupation as a gynecologist or is surrounded by vagina in his/her occupation (i.e. porn industry) for at least four hours of the day but not exceeding eight hours of one business day, yet still has a proclivity for vagina during off hours, including lunch the hour.
During my employment at a bikini bar, I saw my gynecologist walk in one evening. I thought to myself.. "Doesn't he see enough at his day job, what a vaginatic!!!"
Vaginatic by mr chedda August 3, 2011

vagmatic eruption 

Similar to a volcanic eruption, except erupting out of a vagina. Vagmatic eruptions are different from volcanic eruptions in that they omit 'vagma' instead of magma. The substances are both similar in nature as they both have the ability to destroy small communities and kill everyone within them. Vagmatic eruptions are usually followed by vaginal tremours, and can cause vaginas to "waterfall". Vagmatic eruptions are usually caused by an immaculate display of pimp game by two brofessionals, either on the dancefloor or in similar settings. A brosef must be extremely talented in the pimpage of women to cause a vagmatic eruption.
"that bitch just had a vagmatic eruption all over my leg"

Vagimatics 

Doing multiple women at once. You just keep adding vagina's!
Guy: I was doing vagimatics all night: 1 vag + 1 vag + me = goooood times!

vegimatic 

vegetarian, especially one who wears their meat aversion on their sleeve.
Jack: What are we going to bring to that potluck tonight?
Jill: I dunno, are they vegimatic?
vegimatic by Aglianico October 2, 2015
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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