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Vaggatical 

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Any extended absence in the sexual career of a virile, heterosexual male in order to achieve peace of mind, recover from an STD, unplanned pregnancy, or emotional breakdown. An elective rest or hiatus, often lasting from two months to a year from having sex with multiple female partners. A Vaggatical is elective and does not count if erectile disfunction is involved, or if the guy simply cannot get laid.
I was sleeping with five different women during the same two month period when I realized they were all crazy bitches... I was at a party and four of them were there when I realized it was time to take a Vaggatical.
Vaggatical by Topher Demps October 20, 2010
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Vaggatical 

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When a girl takes a break from her exhausting sexual schedule for the purpose of reflection, rest, and refreshment. A sexual sabbatical for the vagina.
"I'm tired of these sluts. They all need to go on vaggatical and let those pussies rest!"

"Girlfriend, you've been getting around too much. From one sister to another, you need to go on vaggatical."
Vaggatical by 15083San January 17, 2013
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vagesticals 

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one who has saggy balls hanging out of there vagina
omfg sarahs balls droped now she has some vagesticals
vagesticals by picklesmoocher March 12, 2008

Vagtastical 

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Something that only girls like. It is a combination of the words vagina and fantastical. It usually has something to do with a subject that either annoys men or they just do not care about.
Girl: I really love that new britney spears song
Guy 1: fuck she has a new song
Girl: ya its fantastical
Guy 2: dont worry its just some vagtastical bs
Vagtastical by thelifeguard25 November 2, 2009

Vaganical 

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Derived from the words "vagina" and "hammock" (ie vagamick) and then drunkenly used to describe the magical appearance of a vagina that 'needs to be contained' - the word vaganical ultimately means "magical out of control vagina"
Jake thought that cougar had a vaganical cooter.
Vaganical by Binarybabe28 August 2, 2014
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