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Vegematic

A vegematic is person who insist on preaching to people who eat meat that it's wrong,
As the Spare Ribs were almost cooked, one of the vegematics , (that was secretly salivating), walked over to the pit-master and said
" You know, meat gives you cancer ".
by Blaze Pitman January 7, 2017
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Vegetatious

1.To be of or relating to vegetation
2.To be a color of plants or resembling plants
Your art project with a jungle design looks vegetatious.
by rmsk12 June 6, 2011
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Vegetation Rights

Dad: Man, why don't you ever do anything with your life?
Teenage Son: I am expressing my vegetation rights.
by Sacul! December 18, 2008
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Vegemitis

Vegemitis is a disease that is characterized by plants growing out from toes, usually the big toe. It is especially widespread in the tropics. Known plants that have afflicted unfortunate sufferers include: Gerberas, rambutan, durian and lallang.

Exposure to tiny seeds that lay waiting as unsuspecting victims walk around without footwear. The seed gets embedded under the toe nail, and with water and sunlight, will germinate from the infected foot.

Cause of this mysterious ailment is still unknown due to lack of research funding in the South East Asian region, where it is most prevalent. The disease has been known to lay dormant in some cases and when least suspected, the sufferer wakes up with a sapling on his foot. Scientists has analyzed that the fruit that has been grown from Vegemitis victims has the same nutritional value as those that germinated from the ground.

Prevention: Field reports has shown that plastic or tinted ziploc bags wrapped around the foot that helps deprive the infected foot of water and sunlight, may result in slower growth of the plant.
Why is Andre wearing a plastic bag on his right foot while showing off his Ninjado skills?

I don't know why he is showing off his Ninjado skills, but he wears a plastic bag, because he is showing symptoms of the dreaded Vegemitis.
by introvertedtrader July 23, 2012
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Vegetating

The root word of Veg meaning to loaf or to relax. Normally, vegetating denotes more activity than just sitting around.
So what are you doing today?
Nothing but a little vegetating.
by killernoodle August 11, 2004
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vegimation

by pixelfairy August 21, 2008
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vegematarian

when you claim to be vegetarian but you still eat fish and chicken
i'm vegetarian but i still eat fish and chicken i'm vegematarian
by patrick sosa March 10, 2008
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