Vagisis

A woman's period. Aka ISIS of the vagina.

My roommate is being really bitchy today. I think she has vagisis.

by dannyfleish March 26, 2017

Vaginismus

Involuntary muscle contractions of the pelvic floor muscles. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a pelvic floor or sex therapist.
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."

Mary: Oh no I started my period, do you have a pad?
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons

Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus

by Fltterflutter September 12, 2019

Vaginis

Having a vagina/penis

Signs you have one:
1) Your penis is always in your vagina
2) everytime you take a step you quife
3) you've impregnated yourself
4) your a guy and you listen to the jonas brothers
5) you get confused when you have to piss

The lead singer of alesana is a vaginis

by GUAMILY February 16, 2009

Vagitis

In gay man's terms, "The condition of 'pussying' out of meeting someone at the last minute; also known as 'flake syndrome.'" It is usually accompanied by a case of the "never hear from him again's."

Tom was supposed to meet Jake for the first time yesterday, but he came down with "Vagitis," and said that he couldn't come. Jake said it was shortly followed by the "never heard from him again's."

The Public Service Announcement would state, "Only YOU can prevent pussies!"

by Coogs315 January 4, 2014

vagisil

Cunt Cream

Nothing else but pure twat relif

lovely

OOF! barbera, i had a nasty itch but this cunt cream seems to have sorted it

oh really? whats it called

umm... vagisil

by Loserboy (richard rees) September 10, 2008

Vagisil

Taken orally to decrease brain cells. Also, Eric Cartmans NASCAR sponsor.

Commercial: When a woman isn't feeling her freshest, she turns to Vagisil

Cartman: Goddammit another Vagisil commercial!!?

Commercial: .......to stop feminie itching and relieve vaginal odors.

Butters: All those ladies have stinky vaginas?!

by ThaBigCheesy October 12, 2010

Vagicision

Any decision made by a female, usually a bad decision.

When Eve ate the apple from the tree of knowledge, that was the original vagicision

by BigDaddyYumYum October 8, 2010