Vaginismus 

Involuntary muscle contractions of the pelvic floor muscles. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a pelvic floor or sex therapist.
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."

Mary: Oh no I started my period, do you have a pad?
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons

Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus

Vaginismus by Fltterflutter September 12, 2019

vaginismus 

an involunary contraction of the muscles of the vagina during intercourse.

"Elroy thought he wuz about to git his dick pinched off when Linda's muff slamed shut on him."

vaginismus by J E. Walker May 9, 2003

vaginismus 

The thin area of skin between the vagina and the asshole, similar to an isthmus of land

The tide came up and I was stuck on her vaginismus.

vaginismus by upland game May 18, 2006

vaginitus 

1. A condition in which the afflicted person comlpains about pain that would affect him/her from participating in any phase of daily life; when in reality, he/she is just being a pussy.

Examples:
a. Kris won't be in to work today because he has vaginitus.
b. Harry can't play ball because he has acute ankle vaginitus(Sore Ankle).
c. Peter won't go out tonight, as usual, because he sufers from chronic vaginitus(He's ALWAYS a pussy).

vaginitus by John T. Black September 8, 2005

Vaginismal 

\va-gin-is-mul\

adj: The resultant negative outcome when a man loses his better judgment due to the presence of a woman or her wiles. Akin to whipped or pussy whipped, but existing outside of the context of a relationship or obligation.

Jeff didn't go out to celebrate his friend's birthday because Denise showed up. All the men agreed, this was a most vaginismal outcome.

Vaginismal by Trevor Fink January 16, 2009

vaginamusic

Folky/very soft music, sung almost always by a woman, usually about one's feelings. No electric guitars. Enya is textbook vaginamusic. As is Sarah McLachlan. Tori Amos occasionally produces such music.

"Do you want some music on?"
"Sure - what have you got?"
"Enya."
"Oh God. No. Just No. Anything but vaginamusic. Do you have any AC/DC?"

vaginamusic by L534 September 28, 2008

Vaginious 

a derogatory term used to describe a female with a bad idea.

"She had the vaginious idea that inviting her mother to join us camping would make it more fun"

Vaginious by Pixelboy May 28, 2009