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vaginastew

Some dumb tumblr bitch who reblogs stupid pictures of porn and things that she thinks are cool but really aren't. She has a lot of followers and nobody really knows why. People also send her nudes all the time because for some reason everyone wants attention from her. She's also kind of hot.
person 1: hey did I just see your nudes on vaginastews blog?
person 2: probably I want her to suck my tits
vaginastew by godlovesfags September 2, 2011
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Vaginastew

The url of a Tumblr user who posted unoriginal jokes and who received nudes from a lot of people. It was later revealed that vaginastew was actually a gigantic black girl named Kiara, who used pictures of a skinny Hispanic girl.
Blogger 1: I think that she's pulling a vaginastew
Blogger 2: Why?
Blogger 1: She only posted five pictures of herself and no videos
Vaginastew by 1612th September 16, 2012

Vagicaster 

When a woman plays air guitar with one leg up on a chair and strums between her legs.
Melanie was at the bar the other night, she was so drunk she was playing her vagicaster to the live music.

Vaginester 

Figurative language, meant for someone whom a person detests

ie:A stupid bitch. A whore, slut, skank, etc.
Steph: Do you know that girl CoCo?

Chunks: Ewww! she's a fucking vaginester!
Vaginester by xXcHuNk$Xx June 22, 2009

vaginate 

To gravitate towards a particular person or situation because your pussy wants it so bad, even, and perhaps - especially - when your brain knows it's not a good idea.
I promised myself I wouldn't go up to my ex at the party last night, but I totally vaginated straight to him.

vaginaterian 

Don't even think about it dawg, she be a Vaginaterian...nawwhaimsain
vaginaterian by OCM March 14, 2003

vaginasseur

A vaginasseur is an expert judge of taste, look, smell, and feel of a vagina. This status of expertise is honorific and is typically acknowledged by one's "bros". Earning this title is typically done by being a known sexual deviant. Not only must you have had sex with many women, but you must have talked about each encounter in great detail, vividly describing each vagina to the point of exhaustion.
Tim sure is a sexaholic, he's had sex with at least three hundred girls and can recall every vagina in disgusting detail. I idolize the way that man can describe each fold. He is the ultimate vaginasseur with his keen vaga-analytic abilities.
vaginasseur by 407FLSTCKISS September 24, 2013
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