vaginase

A hydrolytic enzyme that kills dirty penis bacteria. Vaginase is present in only .0005% of the human female population and all members of the extremely rare sea-born mollusk, the Split-Faced Hair Shark. Those lucky few that produce this mother of all degradative enzymes are completely immune to all STIs and STDs.

Wow girl, you got the bomb-ass pussy, but we can't get freaknasty...I got the clap. Oh honey, don't you worry bout' nothin', I got that crazy vaginase. Aint nothin' gonna get past this bearded clam

by Jerimansss May 29, 2007

vaginager

A word used to describe the acidic taste from a womens vagina. It is comparable to putting your tongue on a 9 volt battery.

When I went down on her the vaginager was so strong I had to stop.

by Nate Sanborn September 9, 2007

vaginese

When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.

My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.

by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021

vaginese

When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.

My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.

by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021

Vaginese

people who live the country Vagina

"The Vaginese are coming"-Father Dougal McGuire

by Haxer122 October 29, 2023

vaginarer

A slang term for vagina (female genitalia).
Prounounced "vag-eye-ner-err"

Come over here and stick your vaginarer in my mouth.

by stooch182 September 3, 2014

vaginese

The Language of the Humans who are born with a vagina. Its almost impossible to be understood by the opposite sex.

Example;

(Day 1)

My GF: Do you know how much i love you?
me: mhm(in confusion)

(Day 2)

My GF: I... I.. I hate you so much
me: mhm.(in confusion)

If anyone of you find a course in vaginese Please let me know.(no Transsexual operations, dumb ass!!!)
Atleast the chinese language has an alphabet...

by Siththa G January 19, 2008