vaginasseur

A vaginasseur is an expert judge of taste, look, smell, and feel of a vagina. This status of expertise is honorific and is typically acknowledged by one's "bros". Earning this title is typically done by being a known sexual deviant. Not only must you have had sex with many women, but you must have talked about each encounter in great detail, vividly describing each vagina to the point of exhaustion.

Tim sure is a sexaholic, he's had sex with at least three hundred girls and can recall every vagina in disgusting detail. I idolize the way that man can describe each fold. He is the ultimate vaginasseur with his keen vaga-analytic abilities.

by 407FLSTCKISS September 24, 2013

Vaginasaurus Rex

A pejorative term I developed in reference to some, heartless and destructive women. From "vagina" referring to the mamalian birth canal and "dinosauria" (conined by Dr. Richard Owen) meaning "fearfully great lizard" The term is meant to convey the epitome of "bitch" potential that some (emphasized) women display.

My friend's ex-girlfriend broke up with him the day after her car fell off the ramps and crushed his legs while he was changing the oil. Now she's dating his mom. What a Vaginasaurus Rex.

by Dr. Chris March 3, 2005

vaginasaur

A vagina that attacks you when you go near it

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

Vaginasour

someone who has a big/over sized vagina, you call it a vaginasour

damn! that girl has a big vaginasour

by nigglet April 9, 2015

Vaginasaurus

A vagina which is so ancient that it needs a team of anthropologists to recognise it.

Your Grandma: "Look at my vaginasaurus!"

by Gossip Who? August 7, 2009

Vaginasaurous

When the either one or both of the vagina lips are swollen. mostly likely caused by a yeast infection, a latex allergy, a spermicide allergy, or rough sex while not properly lubricated. Sometimes it can be painful or itch. The best way to deal with it is to always wear liners, avoid super tight clothing as they cause yeast infections, and find out if you have allergies to latex or spermicide. If you have a Vaginasaurous in your pants, it helps to place a small ice pack in your panties to help ease the swelling.

Jane was scared when after sex her vagina was swollen. She asked her best friend what to make of it and she simply said, "Don't worry. You just have a slight case of Vaginasaurous."

by Queen of All Vags September 15, 2009

vaginasaurus regina

a very large vagina, perhaps to the point of being attractive to men.

The whore's cunt kind of looks likes a vaginasaurus regina.

by uttam maharjan February 13, 2010