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vagEinstein

Pronounced: Vaj-Einstein.

A guy who is a genius with regards to female sexual anatomy.
I started dating Billy because Laura said he was a real vagEinstein. Turns out he's just 'OK' in the sack.
vagEinstein by M. A. S. February 26, 2008

vaginstein 

One who is smarter than someone with a penis by nature, because they have a vagina.
He couldn't figure out why his car wouldn't start and being the vaginstein that I am, I had to show him.
vaginstein by T~Mac April 21, 2011

vaginastew

Some dumb tumblr bitch who reblogs stupid pictures of porn and things that she thinks are cool but really aren't. She has a lot of followers and nobody really knows why. People also send her nudes all the time because for some reason everyone wants attention from her. She's also kind of hot.
person 1: hey did I just see your nudes on vaginastews blog?
person 2: probably I want her to suck my tits
vaginastew by godlovesfags September 2, 2011

VAGEINSTEIN

(vuh-jine-stine) one smart ass cunt.
It is always entertaining to watch when some VAGEINSTEIN runnin' off @ the mouth cant remember 'righty tighty-lefty loosey' when shes adjusting them big ass bolts in her chicken neck!
VAGEINSTEIN by DiGiTaLnDiZkO February 3, 2015

vaginasinus

sedimentry smell of the night before.
in regards to cunilingus morning after smell
when you have gone down with cunilingus the night before and you still have that sedimentary smell ....not taste ......of the nights appetite. that smell ....that is sometimes quite satisfying is ....vaginasinus.
vaginasinus by ozymuk June 11, 2006

vaginastick 

When a guy is being a pussy
& instead of havin a dick
He has a vaginastick
Guy 1: come on lets go street racing
Guy2:hell no want me to die
Guy1:vaginastick
vaginastick by I love asians! October 3, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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