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a word that means vagina its short for vagina bitches and hoes
dont be a vagi such a man
vagi by viggom555 December 17, 2008
Guy 1: Dude remember that orgy last week?
Guy 2: Barely. I DO, however, remember the stench of the massive wall of vagi.

Guy 1: You, friend, have an impressive scent memory.
Guy 2: It's a curse, really.
Vagi by Blake 4ever December 23, 2011

Vagi Patch 

A club, party or social gathering where males suddenly find themselves completely outnumbered by hot women. The female equivalent of a Sausage Factory
"Marcus and Paul had plenty of hot chicks to pick from in that bar, they were the only two guys in there. That place was a total Vagi Patch."
Vagi Patch by TwoWeeks December 21, 2008

Vagi-Grip 

Gripping sensation surrounding the Penis caused by intense muscular contraction of the Vagina during female orgasm.
Phil: Had more great sex with my posh totty today. My God when she climaxes she really grabs yer cock tight!

Craig: Sounds like she's got some serious Vagi-Grip going on there!

Phil: Hell yeah!
Vagi-Grip by Incoming.Storm August 7, 2011
I was all over her vagi-gi like a hobo on a ham sandwich!!!

Vagi-Matic

Describes the ability of a woman manipulate her vagina in the most pleasurable way. This skill is usually attained by performing Kegel exercises on a regular basis.
"That woman really put the "Vagi-Matic" to me... I couldn't walk for three days."
Vagi-Matic by Dazona August 11, 2007
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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