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Hagenitals

The politically correct version of happiness according to GradeAUnderA.
As you need to say penis to say happiness, which is apparently too restricted to males, we now have to say it as "hagenitals".
"...And if we do that, the world will truly know hagenitals."
Hagenitals by Thank you, very cool January 7, 2019
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Vaginatals

Shorter term for female genitalia.
I reached her vaginatals last night.
Vaginatals by nutshak March 1, 2009

vaganimals 

(noun) creatures whom live within a vajungle, commonly known as crabs.
i ain't touchin that shit....she's got vaganimals!
vaganimals by debbie downer May 12, 2008
Hey, Robert, how did it go with Trixie last night?" "Well," Robert replied, "you know how vagenial she is! "It was great!
vagenial by blundering_buttnut November 16, 2010

vaginital 

The he/she private regions.
Q:"Where do I put that?"

A: "Right there, in that vaginital area..."
vaginital by Mody Dick October 31, 2009

Vagenitous 

Disease that affects young males and is passed on usually by woman who's only redeeming feature is there pussy and the ability to use it.
Symptoms are usually blindness, deafness and the inability to use sound judgement
Hey, where's Brad tonight?
He's gone out with that skank Nat again.
What!
Yeah he's got a bad case of vagenitous.
Vagenitous by Dr jethro January 6, 2017
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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