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Vagenitous 

Disease that affects young males and is passed on usually by woman who's only redeeming feature is there pussy and the ability to use it.
Symptoms are usually blindness, deafness and the inability to use sound judgement
Hey, where's Brad tonight?
He's gone out with that skank Nat again.
What!
Yeah he's got a bad case of vagenitous.
Vagenitous by Dr jethro January 6, 2017
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FoB: I'm going to the gynocologist tomorrow...
Person #2: Oh, you mean the vagenious?
Vagenious by Rawrenolocaust June 27, 2009

vaginitus 

1. A condition in which the afflicted person comlpains about pain that would affect him/her from participating in any phase of daily life; when in reality, he/she is just being a pussy.
Examples:
a. Kris won't be in to work today because he has vaginitus.
b. Harry can't play ball because he has acute ankle vaginitus(Sore Ankle).
c. Peter won't go out tonight, as usual, because he sufers from chronic vaginitus(He's ALWAYS a pussy).
vaginitus by John T. Black September 8, 2005

Vagenerous 

The status of a woman who is not stingy with the pussy.
I would've been home by 4:30, but melissa was being vagenerous.
Vagenerous by MeffinJ February 23, 2008

Vagenius 

1. Someone who gets or understands women.
2. One who understands the female psyche.
3. One who could be said as 'knowing what women are thinking'.
4. Smooth/has a way with the ladies.
1. Dude, he's always got women around him. He must be some kind of Vagenius.

2. Dude! How'd you get her number?!

What Can I say? I'm a vagenius.
Vagenius by jls07e December 10, 2010

Vagenerous 

An adjective used to describe a woman who sleeps around a ton, has sex with multiple, multiple partners, and/or gives up sex very quickly and easily, i.e. on the first date.
"Dude, I totally nailed Brittany last night."
"Wasn't that your guys' first date?"
"Yeah."
"Well, that was very vagenerous of her."
Vagenerous by Ole' Lefty April 10, 2010

Vagenius 

A gifted aesthetician who uses the Brazilian technique to wax the vagina to magical groinal results. They are a godsend; a best friend; a trusted vaginal confidant.
Girl, I saw the vagenius today and let me just tell you…I feel so fresh and so clean clean.
Vagenius by Meangirl2 December 27, 2022
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