Vagalentine’s Day 

A holiday celebrating the love of woman having sex and giving birth.

You: Happy Vagalentine’s Day to all the women that made our and had children.
Me: That’s so lovely.
You: Yeah.

Vagalentine’s Day by gregben February 15, 2022

valentine's day 

The reason so many people are born in November.

I was born in November because my parents celebrated valentine's day.

valentine's day by youdontsmellbad September 3, 2004

valentine's day 

1)holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.

Valentine's day? I've had days at the dentist's that go more enjoyable than that day.

valentine's day by Frickin Sad and Frickin Lonely October 19, 2003

valentine's day 

Single's awareness day

"Is it Valentine's Day again?"
"Yes. Oh darn, I'm single. I don't get anything overpriced from my temporary lover."

valentine's day by This Cat February 13, 2004

Valentine’s Day 

The glorious day out of the year when pot hub premium is free.

Guy #1: so what are you doing this Valentine’s Day ?
Guy#2: pornhub is free today, bruh

Valentine’s Day by The guy over there February 14, 2018

Valentine's Day 

Otherwise known as
SINGLES AWARENESS DAY

hey valentine's day is comin' up.
"Don't you mean single's awareness day?" Yeh....

Valentine's Day by RetfirDMX March 4, 2008

valentine's day 

A "holiday" that only applies to people already in a relationship. For everyone else, it's just a regular day

Happy fucking Valentine's Day

valentine's day by katie was here August 23, 2007