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A guy named Adam that loves to pretend to work from home. A Vagadam also loves to make himself seem more important in the eyes of people around him by using big words and can't hang at party limo.
Vagadam: Hey guys another stomach flu is going through our house blah blah blah lie lie lie.... I'll be working from home. I might even just take the week off

Non-Vagadams: Sounds good Vagadam

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Vagadam: Oh man~ I just had 3 wine coolers - I feel light headed ... Wifey come take care of me!!!

Non-Vagadams: You are such a Vagadam, Wifey come take care of me too.
Vagadam by Non-Vagadam December 23, 2009
A woman confined to a wheelchair who enters a virtual reality machine and becomes a blue alien in order to get laid.
Jenny Manchonko: "I want to get laid by an alien, please hook me up to this machine so i can become a Vagatar"
Vagatar by Don Strongo May 28, 2010

vagatarian 

1. One who partakes in the act of dining on the female sex organ. The Vagina.
2. A lesbian.
1. Man, he's really going to town. He's such a vagatarian.
2. No wonder that bitch didn't want to blow me, she's a Vagatarian.
vagatarian by Johnny July 16, 2004

Vagatarian 

A female who is on a strict diet of vagina. Bitterly opposed to cock as a vegatarian is to meat. Politicaly correct term for lesbian.
Person 1: Sara is such a lesbian.
Person 2: Vagatarian is the politicaly correct term.
Vagatarian by Master Matt n j December 20, 2008

Vagatarian 

–noun
1.
a man or woman who only enjoys vagina.
Man: Hey beautiful. I couldn't help but notice your beauty from across the room.
Woman: Um, sorry. I'm a vagatarian.
Man: Vagatarian?
Woman: Yeah, I like what you don't gave.
Vagatarian by Gianna Da Vinci December 12, 2010

Vagadactyl 

1. much like camel toe, but this is where the Labia is soooo large it can be spread like wings and fly.

2. a man is being such a women hes like a flying vagina
man, John is being such a vagadactyl today.
Vagadactyl by theDaHaMeR January 19, 2007
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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