vagatard

Someone who is a total vagina, and acts like a retard. Occasionally, they can be seen eating copious amounts of ketchup while making retarded gang gestures toward their chest.

Dude, your mom is a vagatard! She ate all my ketchup, and fucked Big Al while making offensive gestures. She has bruises on her chest.

by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009

Vagtard

A retarded Vagina.

Celsius is a vagtard.

by anto_capone October 1, 2010

Vagatar

A woman confined to a wheelchair who enters a virtual reality machine and becomes a blue alien in order to get laid.

Jenny Manchonko: "I want to get laid by an alien, please hook me up to this machine so i can become a Vagatar"

by Don Strongo May 28, 2010

vagatarian

1. One who partakes in the act of dining on the female sex organ. The Vagina.
2. A lesbian.

1. Man, he's really going to town. He's such a vagatarian.
2. No wonder that bitch didn't want to blow me, she's a Vagatarian.

by Johnny July 16, 2004

Vagatarian

A female who is on a strict diet of vagina. Bitterly opposed to cock as a vegatarian is to meat. Politicaly correct term for lesbian.

Person 1: Sara is such a lesbian.
Person 2: Vagatarian is the politicaly correct term.

by Master Matt n j December 20, 2008

Vagatarian

–noun
1.
a man or woman who only enjoys vagina.

Man: Hey beautiful. I couldn't help but notice your beauty from across the room.
Woman: Um, sorry. I'm a vagatarian.
Man: Vagatarian?
Woman: Yeah, I like what you don't gave.

by Gianna Da Vinci December 12, 2010

vagitard

1. (noun) one who is uneducated in the subject of female genitalia
2. (noun) a person that is acting in a manner which is considered inappropriate

Because Doug was drawing a vulva with only one orifice, we could tell he was clearly a vagitard.

by Cory Blische December 7, 2003