Johnny's definitions

Mullet

The most tragic haircut of all times.
Short and Spiked at the front, long and stringy at the back.

Became fashionable in the 1970's in former Soviet-Bloc Eastern Europe where every single Soccerplayer seemed to possess one.

Migrated to Western Europe and America in the 1980's where Hair Metal bands/fans and Wrestlers had them in abundance.

Exist even today in the enlightened 21st Century. More popular among the trailer trash set.

Billy Ray Cyrus had an astonishing wicked mullet in the Achy Breaky Heart video. Tied up of course, but a mullet nonetheless.

Eddie Guerrero had a shocking mullet up until 2 years ago.

There is a picture on mulletsgalore.com of a black Jazz musician from the 1920's with an Afro-Mullet. Quite possibly the scariest sight you will see!

by Johnny July 9, 2004

a pipe

An alternative to a hole, otherwise know as ass hole, or bum hole, or anus, or shit hole.

You're such an a pipe
Stop being such an a pipe

by Johnny July 23, 2003

Shnoggy

To recieve, or give an owning. To Shnog someone is to own them.

"You just recieved a shnoggin'"
"Oh, you boys feel the shnoggy on that one?"
"You've been shnogged, biatch"

by Johnny January 12, 2005

Poe'd up

Meaning filled with angst, or of/relating to Edgar Allen Poe, this word originated with art school dorks and eventually made it's way to inner city street gangs.

"Bro, that mothafucka is Poe'd up! Look at his eyeliner!"
"He ain't Poe'd up, mein! He's just a fag!"

by Johnny November 17, 2004

mccaul

silver haired phrase puncher!

"Get it right.com"

"james your not worth a wank"

by Johnny July 31, 2003

buckwild

A level of activity that results with those engaged in the activity end up on the ground.

Shit dude! Look at Nick! He's going buckwild!

by Johnny March 18, 2005

Providence

The capital of Rhode Island. Kind of like the illegitimate lovechild of Boston, LA, and the Soviet Union.

Bad part of town: Southside

Person A: I'm from Providence.

Person B: Oh, really? *clutches wallet*

by Johnny December 2, 2004