Johnny's definitions

barted

telephony term discribing an unsightly half-ass aerial splice or other totally fucked-up repair.

when i arrived at the house and saw the greaseshot and j hook in the tree ,i knew i had just been barted.

by johnny February 20, 2004

Providence

The capital of Rhode Island. Kind of like the illegitimate lovechild of Boston, LA, and the Soviet Union.

Bad part of town: Southside

Person A: I'm from Providence.

Person B: Oh, really? *clutches wallet*

by Johnny December 2, 2004

damjana

An amazingly hot European that all guys know they want. When you think of "Damjana" you think of a nice ass and pretty face...also, all Damjanas are incredibly smart.

Wow, Damjana looked FINEfine today

by Johnny March 27, 2004

roggeman

Crazy bitch who be mad crazy for asian dudes. Anyone who wants to have babies with an asian dude.

Man, that girl is a roggeman.

by johnny April 21, 2003

Reaps

Very Powerful Figure in Todays society, Respected by millions, Praised by many more. A Master of all Skills Known to Man, and a funny guy :)

I wish i was as good as Reaps

by Johnny July 23, 2003

Bretto

Rare, one of a kind fuckwit. Usually associated with homosexuality and strange indulgent activities with monkeys.

"Did you see Bretto on the news? He fucks monkeys..."

by Johnny January 12, 2004

clonetard

someone who changes aspects of their life to impress another

God bryan's such a clonetard, the way he follows phil around and all

by Johnny February 24, 2005