Johnny's definitions

wsi

A poorly organized company. An example in infficiency.

The employee worked for a wsi

by johnny May 13, 2005

shithouse poet

1. One who speaks made up poetry to you while you are sitting in the bathroom.
2. One who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.

I am the shithouse poet, as if you didn't know it... I came here to sit and think, but alas all i've done is shit and stink.

by Johnny July 16, 2004

Charmin

toilet paper that makes it feel as if you are wiping your ass with clouds made out of silk.

After using Charmin, my anus felt clean and refreshed.

by Johnny December 20, 2003

loced out

The Greatest young rapper of all time. He has the most imaculate flow ever. Listenin Too Loced-Out is a one way ticket too heaven. You can do many things listenin to this guys music. Listenin to this great music is even better then a 3sum with J-Lo and Beyonce.

OMG i juss got done listenin to a Loced-Out. Am i in Heaven yet?

by Johnny March 10, 2005

nash

nash is abbreviation for nationality.

hey man, what nash are you?

by Johnny April 10, 2005

marinachka

She is a Beauty. Everything about her is just PERFECT... I love you Marina

I love you Marinachka

by Johnny December 1, 2014

fmif

acronym for "fuck me i'm famous"

1. hey bitch, fmif!
2. kobe bryant and countless other celebrities take advantage of their fmif status

by Johnny November 21, 2004