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rajuabju

A man with a hugely famous website that deals with the important issue of nonsense. He is Persian, which says a lot about how cool he is. Like all Persians, he lives in Beverly Hills and has ties to the mafia. He's known to run over people with his Jeep who talk smack. But other than that, he is a very funny guy.
RajuAbju, the girls want j00!
by Johnny February 25, 2004
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Schlumpkin

similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash
i didn't even realize i was gettin a schlumpkin until she flushed the toilet...
by Johnny May 18, 2004
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Inter

A team who spend millions of euros each year on players and who STILL can't win anything (well besides the Coppa Italia).

Blame everyone and everything but themselves for this failure. Case in point. Even after Juventus were relegated to Serie B in a game against Cagliari this season they moaned about referees screwing them over. Their coach also blamed the heat and the pitch for their failure to beat a poor team.

They are the laughing stock of Italian football.
Inter played Catania and drew at home. Again they blamed the referee.
by Johnny October 18, 2006
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rsh

Johnny had a rsh the other day before he met up with Sarah.
by Johnny May 13, 2005
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nash

hey man, what nash are you?
by Johnny April 10, 2005
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pantsgeif

a russian that wers big read pants (of the knicker vaiety, mot trowsers)
he is such a bloody pantsgeif
by johnny November 23, 2003
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bogging

smelly, rotten, horrible etc. Derived from "bog", slang word for toilet
The place was bogging.
This food is bogging.
by johnny September 15, 2003
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