Johnny's definitions

5 bucks

what aj owes me

by johnny August 9, 2003

shithouse poet

1. One who speaks made up poetry to you while you are sitting in the bathroom.
2. One who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.

I am the shithouse poet, as if you didn't know it... I came here to sit and think, but alas all i've done is shit and stink.

by Johnny July 16, 2004

Charmin

toilet paper that makes it feel as if you are wiping your ass with clouds made out of silk.

After using Charmin, my anus felt clean and refreshed.

by Johnny December 20, 2003

wsi

A poorly organized company. An example in infficiency.

The employee worked for a wsi

by johnny May 13, 2005

niyya

Nigga in censored form. Usually used on rap and hiphop radio stations by DJs and the songs they air which incessantly and repeatedly used the word nigga, like Power 106.

Yooz one dum niyya, biatch!

by Johnny February 21, 2004

3f

Find em fuck em forget em!

by johnny August 7, 2003

horrible geoffrey

when one gay man inserts closed scissors into the anus of another man then opened with outrageous force.

Craig was feeling experimental so Ace gave him a horrible geoffrey.

by Johnny March 12, 2004