Johnny's definitions

woof

North-West English slang meaning to eat something fast.

He loves that ice-cream, he's woofin' it down!

by Johnny July 3, 2006

gollop

North-West English slang meaning to eat something and swallow with a gulp, possibly quickly.

You're such an oinker! Look at him golloping it. Why don't you eat properly?

by Johnny July 3, 2006

keegan

A huge, floppy, wierd-shapen and overly hairy penis.

Well dude, your dick may be bigger than mine, but at least I don't have a keegan.

by Johnny September 1, 2008

sogger

A ferociously voluptuous, jelly-like, congealed nasal mucus extraction, plucked from deep within the nose. Possibly hinting shades of septic yellow or green, and is unflickable. The beast is completely soggy when rolled within a tissue and horrendous enough to turn the faces of onlookers during extraction.

Hortence was mining her honker, and dug out a massive sogger. It was a vivid dangler.

by Johnny June 17, 2006

white tornado

Solo dance move invented by two members of the Western Michigan University Lacrosse team.
To perform: cross hands, hold hands 4-6 inches above head, spin hands around head while spinning on dance floor.

I wanted to impress this babe so I broke out the white tornado.

by Johnny October 7, 2005

12 mile high

Other name for Macomb Community College in Warren, MI. Where dropouts and the less intelligent go to college when they can't get in anywhere else.

That pothead will end up at 12 mile high.

by Johnny October 7, 2005

Forget-Me-Now

They’re pills that create a sort of temporary forgettingness. So if somebody finds out how you do a trick, you just give ’em one of these, and they forget the whole thing. It’s a mainstay of the magician’s toolkit, like how clowns always have a rag soaked in ether.

Also known as: Flunitrazepam

To make Rita forget that she was kidnapped, she was given a Forget-Me-Now

by Johnny October 16, 2005