Johnny's definitions

marinachka

She is a Beauty. Everything about her is just PERFECT... I love you Marina

I love you Marinachka

by Johnny December 1, 2014

keegan

A huge, floppy, wierd-shapen and overly hairy penis.

Well dude, your dick may be bigger than mine, but at least I don't have a keegan.

by Johnny September 1, 2008

$

The purpose of life, the reason why you are on earth

The thing that you work so hard for everyday

also means power and respect

Person: Why do u go to school?
Young one: so i can make a lot of $

Person: Why are u so sad?
Young one: Man i am broke...

Person: Why are u so happy?
Young one: I just won the lottery!!

by Johnny January 4, 2007

Inter

A team who spend millions of euros each year on players and who STILL can't win anything (well besides the Coppa Italia).

Blame everyone and everything but themselves for this failure. Case in point. Even after Juventus were relegated to Serie B in a game against Cagliari this season they moaned about referees screwing them over. Their coach also blamed the heat and the pitch for their failure to beat a poor team.

They are the laughing stock of Italian football.

Inter played Catania and drew at home. Again they blamed the referee.

by Johnny October 18, 2006

woof

North-West English slang meaning to eat something fast.

He loves that ice-cream, he's woofin' it down!

by Johnny July 3, 2006

gollop

North-West English slang meaning to eat something and swallow with a gulp, possibly quickly.

You're such an oinker! Look at him golloping it. Why don't you eat properly?

by Johnny July 3, 2006

sogger

A ferociously voluptuous, jelly-like, congealed nasal mucus extraction, plucked from deep within the nose. Possibly hinting shades of septic yellow or green, and is unflickable. The beast is completely soggy when rolled within a tissue and horrendous enough to turn the faces of onlookers during extraction.

Hortence was mining her honker, and dug out a massive sogger. It was a vivid dangler.

by Johnny June 17, 2006