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Schlumpkin

similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash
i didn't even realize i was gettin a schlumpkin until she flushed the toilet...
by Johnny May 18, 2004
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rajuabju

A man with a hugely famous website that deals with the important issue of nonsense. He is Persian, which says a lot about how cool he is. Like all Persians, he lives in Beverly Hills and has ties to the mafia. He's known to run over people with his Jeep who talk smack. But other than that, he is a very funny guy.
RajuAbju, the girls want j00!
by Johnny February 25, 2004
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IGN Vestibule

Stupidest POS forum on the internet. Full of retarded 12 year olds.
"Hey, you're from the Vestibule. Eat shit."
by Johnny November 7, 2004
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loced out

The Greatest young rapper of all time. He has the most imaculate flow ever. Listenin Too Loced-Out is a one way ticket too heaven. You can do many things listenin to this guys music. Listenin to this great music is even better then a 3sum with J-Lo and Beyonce.
OMG i juss got done listenin to a Loced-Out. Am i in Heaven yet?
by Johnny March 10, 2005
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fmif

1. hey bitch, fmif!
2. kobe bryant and countless other celebrities take advantage of their fmif status
by Johnny November 21, 2004
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sedated

under the influence of a sedative drug.

and if you don't know what -sedative- means...

A drug having a soothing or calming effect.
by Johnny November 6, 2004
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nash

hey man, what nash are you?
by Johnny April 10, 2005
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