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A guy named Adam that loves to pretend to work from home. A Vagadam also loves to make himself seem more important in the eyes of people around him by using big words and can't hang at party limo.
Vagadam: Hey guys another stomach flu is going through our house blah blah blah lie lie lie.... I'll be working from home. I might even just take the week off

Non-Vagadams: Sounds good Vagadam

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Vagadam: Oh man~ I just had 3 wine coolers - I feel light headed ... Wifey come take care of me!!!

Non-Vagadams: You are such a Vagadam, Wifey come take care of me too.
Vagadam by Non-Vagadam December 23, 2009
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Vagarama 

Vagarama is a situation in which many vaginas are involved or at play.
The women in the sexuality experience workshop, enjoyed the sensuous massage vagarama.
Vagarama by I, Wreckerrr October 3, 2016
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The female equivalent of the cock block. Experienced when either a female or male inhibits their female friend from having casual sex.
"your such a vagidam. I was trying to hook up with that guy last night, and you told him my dad and brothers were all cops".

"Becky Vagidamed me last night".
Vagidam by Maritime J. September 2, 2012

Vagadactyl 

1. much like camel toe, but this is where the Labia is soooo large it can be spread like wings and fly.

2. a man is being such a women hes like a flying vagina
man, John is being such a vagadactyl today.
Vagadactyl by theDaHaMeR January 19, 2007

vagadactyl 

When the vagina is so large that it can grow wings and fly away.
Guy 1: Damn, did she drink a Red Bull through her vagina?
Guy 2: Yeah, now her vagina is flying away, like a vagadactyl!
vagadactyl by Needle March 16, 2007
the ability a horny boy has to sense that a ready and willing vagina is in close proximity
"hey man my vagadars going crazy right now, sluts have clearly crashed stag"
Vagadar by hihihihihihihey April 25, 2011
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