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Vagaculate 

When a woman ejaculates; when something shoots out of a woman's vagina; to squirt semen or other sexual fluids from a woman's vaginal cavity
Stephanie vagaculated all over the couch!
Vagaculate by Emily Maraschino-Cherry February 24, 2009
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vajaculation

(noun): The act or phenomenon of female ejaculation, i.e., the forceful expulsion of liquid from one's vagina during orgasm. (This phenomenon occurs in a minority of women.)

See also: vajaculate, v.

Etymology: vaj (short for vagina) + ejaculation.
I never used to believe in vajaculation, but next time I go down on Amy, I'll be sure to wear goggles.
vajaculation by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

vajaculate 

(verb): To female ejaculate, i.e., to shoot liquid from one's vagina during orgasm. (This phenomenon occurs in a minority of women.)

See also: vajaculation, n.

Etymology: vaj (short for vagina) + ejaculate.
Watch out if you go down on Jessica -- she's liable to vajaculate in your face when she comes.
vajaculate by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Vajaculate 

1. the female ejaculation
2. the act of ejaculating into a vagina without a condom (a heterosexual action)
1. John went down on Sandra for a whole hour last night and she vajaculated all over his face!
2. "How did you get pregnant?"

"Well, we were having sex and all of the sudden he vajaculated without warning."
Vajaculate by jabbrt April 26, 2017

Vagipulate 

A woman's ability to manipulate others with her vagina.
"My girlfriend's little sister is trying to vagipulate me. I don't want to murder someone, but the pussy too good."
Vagipulate by TsumiNoSeijin December 19, 2018

vajagulate 

Masturbation specific to women.
see vajagula
How dare you vajagulate in my room!
vajagulate by Mary (wvg) January 2, 2008

Vomaculate 

The act of a male jerking off while shoving his fingers down his throat to induce vomiting just at the same time of ejaculation. Thus vomiting and ejaculating at the same time.
"He vomaculated all over himself...again".

"Mom....Dad is vomaculating again!!!".

"Do not vomaculate in public!!!"
Vomaculate by The Vomaculator January 16, 2010
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