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Vomaculate 

The act of a male jerking off while shoving his fingers down his throat to induce vomiting just at the same time of ejaculation. Thus vomiting and ejaculating at the same time.
"He vomaculated all over himself...again".

"Mom....Dad is vomaculating again!!!".

"Do not vomaculate in public!!!"
Vomaculate by The Vomaculator January 16, 2010
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vajaculate 

(verb): To female ejaculate, i.e., to shoot liquid from one's vagina during orgasm. (This phenomenon occurs in a minority of women.)

See also: vajaculation, n.

Etymology: vaj (short for vagina) + ejaculate.
Watch out if you go down on Jessica -- she's liable to vajaculate in your face when she comes.
vajaculate by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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Vocabulate 

The art of constructing new words for daily use.
Words I have vocabulated: Necesserary, Analysizing
Vocabulate by MikeyMike01 November 9, 2012

Vagaculate 

When a woman ejaculates; when something shoots out of a woman's vagina; to squirt semen or other sexual fluids from a woman's vaginal cavity
Stephanie vagaculated all over the couch!
Vagaculate by Emily Maraschino-Cherry February 24, 2009

Vocabulate 

The act of expressing an abstract idea in words and sentences. This pins it down into manageable terms for further use and analysis.
It can be difficult to vocabulate complex emotional ideas.
Vocabulate by kZard June 30, 2017

Vajaculate 

1. the female ejaculation
2. the act of ejaculating into a vagina without a condom (a heterosexual action)
1. John went down on Sandra for a whole hour last night and she vajaculated all over his face!
2. "How did you get pregnant?"

"Well, we were having sex and all of the sudden he vajaculated without warning."
Vajaculate by jabbrt April 26, 2017

Vocabulate 

(V) To use the SAT vocabulary you learn in school in everyday speech
Example of a vocabulation:
Number 5 on the test was very ambiguous.

Instead of:
Number 5 on the test had two answers that looked right.
Vocabulate by Marianne October 4, 2003
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