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vagilate 

Steve, it's only 210 yards to the green. Are you gonna hit 3-wood or are you gonna vagilate ?
vagilate by lvwedgeboy November 19, 2011

Vagisolated 

1) When one of your bros doesn't hang out with you in favor of his high maintenance or new girlfriend.

2)Being so ensnared to your girlfriend that you must always say yes to her and give in to her every beck and call because you don't want to make her so upset that you won't get laid anymore.
1) Bryan has been vagisolated ever since he got his new girlfriend; he has been "too busy" the last few times we called to hang out. I hope she doesn't have him by the balls!

2) Sorry I can't go with you guys down the shore; I am vagisolated this weekend; she needs me to assemble that desk she bought from IKEA and do some garden work around her house.
Vagisolated by Shho13 May 25, 2015

Vagaculate 

When a woman ejaculates; when something shoots out of a woman's vagina; to squirt semen or other sexual fluids from a woman's vaginal cavity
Stephanie vagaculated all over the couch!

vaginalate 

~when a woman rapes a man by shoving a dildo up his ass
~ to get owned
~vaginalation is terrible
~you just got vaginaleted Mofo!

vaginalate
vaginalate by blu3hat January 26, 2011

vagiplatypus

when the vaginal lips of a woman resemble that of a platypus bill
whoa man did you see the vagiplatypus on her!
vagiplatypus by Taylor April 26, 2007

Vagilate 

While occupying the passenger seat of a vehicle; the act of placing ones foot, usually the right, on the dashboard of the vehicle for no apparent reason. It is most commonly practiced by the female; but on rare occasions, some males indulge in the practice. One must imagine it is a sympathetic or learned response in those rare cases
I took my girlfriend out in my new ride but as soon as she sat in her seat, she started to vagilate, even though my bros were staring at her from the back seat!
Vagilate by etherialord June 15, 2011