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Vagipulate 

A woman's ability to manipulate others with her vagina.
"My girlfriend's little sister is trying to vagipulate me. I don't want to murder someone, but the pussy too good."
Vagipulate by TsumiNoSeijin December 19, 2018
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vagilate 

Steve, it's only 210 yards to the green. Are you gonna hit 3-wood or are you gonna vagilate ?
vagilate by lvwedgeboy November 19, 2011

Vagisolated 

1) When one of your bros doesn't hang out with you in favor of his high maintenance or new girlfriend.

2)Being so ensnared to your girlfriend that you must always say yes to her and give in to her every beck and call because you don't want to make her so upset that you won't get laid anymore.
1) Bryan has been vagisolated ever since he got his new girlfriend; he has been "too busy" the last few times we called to hang out. I hope she doesn't have him by the balls!

2) Sorry I can't go with you guys down the shore; I am vagisolated this weekend; she needs me to assemble that desk she bought from IKEA and do some garden work around her house.
Vagisolated by Shho13 May 25, 2015

Vagaculate 

When a woman ejaculates; when something shoots out of a woman's vagina; to squirt semen or other sexual fluids from a woman's vaginal cavity
Stephanie vagaculated all over the couch!
Vagaculate by Emily Maraschino-Cherry February 24, 2009

vaginalate 

~when a woman rapes a man by shoving a dildo up his ass
~ to get owned
~vaginalation is terrible
~you just got vaginaleted Mofo!

vaginalate
vaginalate by blu3hat January 26, 2011

vagiplatypus

when the vaginal lips of a woman resemble that of a platypus bill
whoa man did you see the vagiplatypus on her!
vagiplatypus by Taylor April 26, 2007

Vagilate 

While occupying the passenger seat of a vehicle; the act of placing ones foot, usually the right, on the dashboard of the vehicle for no apparent reason. It is most commonly practiced by the female; but on rare occasions, some males indulge in the practice. One must imagine it is a sympathetic or learned response in those rare cases
I took my girlfriend out in my new ride but as soon as she sat in her seat, she started to vagilate, even though my bros were staring at her from the back seat!
Vagilate by etherialord June 15, 2011
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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