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vagilate 

Steve, it's only 210 yards to the green. Are you gonna hit 3-wood or are you gonna vagilate ?
vagilate by lvwedgeboy November 19, 2011

Vagisolated 

1) When one of your bros doesn't hang out with you in favor of his high maintenance or new girlfriend.

2)Being so ensnared to your girlfriend that you must always say yes to her and give in to her every beck and call because you don't want to make her so upset that you won't get laid anymore.
1) Bryan has been vagisolated ever since he got his new girlfriend; he has been "too busy" the last few times we called to hang out. I hope she doesn't have him by the balls!

2) Sorry I can't go with you guys down the shore; I am vagisolated this weekend; she needs me to assemble that desk she bought from IKEA and do some garden work around her house.
Vagisolated by Shho13 May 25, 2015

Vagaculate 

When a woman ejaculates; when something shoots out of a woman's vagina; to squirt semen or other sexual fluids from a woman's vaginal cavity
Stephanie vagaculated all over the couch!
Vagaculate by Emily Maraschino-Cherry February 24, 2009

vaginalate 

~when a woman rapes a man by shoving a dildo up his ass
~ to get owned
~vaginalation is terrible
~you just got vaginaleted Mofo!

vaginalate
vaginalate by blu3hat January 26, 2011

vagiplatypus

when the vaginal lips of a woman resemble that of a platypus bill
whoa man did you see the vagiplatypus on her!
vagiplatypus by Taylor April 26, 2007

Vagilate 

While occupying the passenger seat of a vehicle; the act of placing ones foot, usually the right, on the dashboard of the vehicle for no apparent reason. It is most commonly practiced by the female; but on rare occasions, some males indulge in the practice. One must imagine it is a sympathetic or learned response in those rare cases
I took my girlfriend out in my new ride but as soon as she sat in her seat, she started to vagilate, even though my bros were staring at her from the back seat!
Vagilate by etherialord June 15, 2011
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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