Uvaldo

Often the silent Champion to any girl in distress. Uvaldo is a true warrior unparalleled to any who challenge him. Chuck Norris calls him his "Equal". Once a child stared into Uvaldo's eyes, the poor boy started to cry. When asked what he saw he responded "the death of everyone". Uvaldo is humble and has a clear mind which allows him to see through lies. When asked "what girl does he like?" Uvaldo laughed. All girls like Uvaldo but they can't have him. As for sports... Don't challenge this guy at tennis! He walks on a whole different court than anyone else. Unlike anything else Uvaldo is the best friend anyone could ever have. When asked for help, Uvaldo goes above and beyond any expectations.

"Equal"-Chuck Norris...uvaldo
ITTS GODVALDO-Asian voice....uvaldo

by niggawho? September 29, 2011

uvalde

Extreme cowardice displayed by police, security guards and other figures of authority during an ongoing mass-shooting event.

The police had ample chance to stop the carnage but they were too uvalde.

by Max Digz June 6, 2022

uvalded

Did nothing and waited, even if it was their job and even with the presence of equipment.

Public relations response will focus on damage control.

A: Anita Alvarez fainted underwater and the lifeguards did nothing.
B: So the lifeguards uvalded?

by creationisthater June 23, 2022

Ubaldo

A real Mexican guy looking out for his future,, very good dancer and very good lucking he is so cute and very lucky to get girls😉 He is amazing and has goals wen something is on his mind he will accomplish it and he is so brave to

Is ubaldo going to the party ??
Yes you know how he is he will get a lot of girls 😉

by Mexican knower March 15, 2017

Uvalde PD

noun, singular
1) Extreme cowardice, usually due to incompetence.
2) Pussy

John is to Uvalde PD to approach stop his wife from cucking him. She's out right now getting her Uvalde PD pounded.

by BasedMF June 23, 2022

Ubaldo

Good looking , sweet and adorable and is kinda like a teddy bear ...

I'm happy I'm dating Ubaldo

by 22l June 24, 2017

Ubaldo

This is the name of a true Thot slayer, he will stop not until the job has been done, he swings around with a dick in his hand beating thots mercilessly until they breathe their last breath, he will destroy thots, and respect women

Ayy, it's that nigga Ubaldo, you bouta slay some thots?

Ubaldo:yeah nibba

by anonymous January 17, 2018