uvalde 

Extreme cowardice displayed by police, security guards and other figures of authority during an ongoing mass-shooting event.

The police had ample chance to stop the carnage but they were too uvalde.

uvalde by Max Digz June 6, 2022

Uvalde 

verb, transitive. To use government authority to make a bad situation worse.

“The police spent 45 minutes uvalding in the hallway while the shooter executed the children.”

“Did the officer help you change your tire? No, he *uvalded* by shooting my dog and towing my car

Uvalde by Purple Wizard May 28, 2022

Uvalde 

Asshole of the Texas Hill Country

I drove through Uvalde on my way to Mexico.

Uvalde by No Pants August 8, 2008

Uvalde 

The name of the 8th circle of Hell where betrayers of Fraud dwell. Also known as "Mountain Forests", all country that is difficult to traverse, it is difficult ground. In this dark region where the sun does not reach is where Civil Asset Forfeiture and Home Owner Associations dwell. (Contrary to the VIII Amendment of USA bill of rights.)

In this fringe region of non-civilization the denizens can be seen exhibiting sociopathic behavior in the wake of disaster by enforcing a meta game of cope. Emotional detachment is created by passing the buck to remote communications that never come. Like all denizens of Hell they are chronologically impaired by the insanity of circleback hindsight and have great difficulty in getting out of the way or as some refer to it "PTSD".

"Having a high Supply of local thrill-seekers from Paragliders to professional hunters the Demand was so Uvalde that even cousin Bubba got in and he can't shoot for sh*t."

Uvalde by Dohaveor March 27, 2023

Uvalde 

Yeah! It could have taken them 8 year and they could have drove the guy to do it themselves!

Hym "Yeah, if Uvalde took 8 years and the cops drove the guy to do it. This would be that. I'm going to find some kids to kill and the murder them and kill myself."

Uvalde by Hym Iam July 31, 2024

Uvalde PD 

noun, singular
1) Extreme cowardice, usually due to incompetence.
2) Pussy

John is to Uvalde PD to approach stop his wife from cucking him. She's out right now getting her Uvalde PD pounded.

Uvalde PD by BasedMF June 23, 2022

Uvalde Police Department 

Uvalde Police Department; Also UPD, or Bozo Patrol. A safe place to put body armor in case you need to keep it in good shape.

Uvalde Police Department Cops, lie to the press and grieving families about failing their sworn police duties. A place where cowards go to hide while children dial 911, say OMG and mean it. Where you will be hauled out by your cuffed wrists for one finger of weed but an 18 year old can walk onto school grounds with a long rifle an suffer no annoying questions from B.F.L. UPD clowns. A place where cowards go to hide while children dial 911 and say OMG and mean it.

Uvalde Police Department by The Repurposed Male May 28, 2022