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Good looking , sweet and adorable and is kinda like a teddy bear ...
I'm happy I'm dating Ubaldo
Ubaldo by 22l June 24, 2017
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ubaldo • Ubalde • Ubando • uraldo • usbaldo • Uvaldo
This is the name of a true Thot slayer, he will stop not until the job has been done, he swings around with a dick in his hand beating thots mercilessly until they breathe their last breath, he will destroy thots, and respect women
Ayy, it's that nigga Ubaldo, you bouta slay some thots?

Ubaldo:yeah nibba
Ubaldo by anonymous January 17, 2018
The real name of that one mexican guy who ordered a mocha frap the other day at Starbucks but knew the barista couldn't spell his name so he used his alias "Jose"
Ubaldo: "God why did I come to Starbucks I have no idea what I'm doing and they won't be able to spell my real name I guess I'll say my name is Jose"
ubaldo by lil a from da hood July 12, 2015
Often the silent Champion to any girl in distress. Uvaldo is a true warrior unparalleled to any who challenge him. Chuck Norris calls him his "Equal". Once a child stared into Uvaldo's eyes, the poor boy started to cry. When asked what he saw he responded "the death of everyone". Uvaldo is humble and has a clear mind which allows him to see through lies. When asked "what girl does he like?" Uvaldo laughed. All girls like Uvaldo but they can't have him. As for sports... Don't challenge this guy at tennis! He walks on a whole different court than anyone else. Unlike anything else Uvaldo is the best friend anyone could ever have. When asked for help, Uvaldo goes above and beyond any expectations.
"Equal"-Chuck Norris...uvaldo
ITTS GODVALDO-Asian voice....uvaldo
Uvaldo by niggawho? September 29, 2011
A Ubando is a name from Asia but sounds like it should be Africa.

Usually a slimey estate agent has a name like this and loves wearing brown suits.

He cant speak at all, and usually gets a lot of people angry.

Loves transexuals of the Brazilian kind!
Jonny: God damn I wish that Ubando would open his fucking mouth and speak up!
Olly: I know, what a gobshite"!
Ubando by Jonny Mack 1982 October 10, 2011
A little nice big that was dumped
Uraldo got dumped by xitlali
uraldo by Lil peep is a dead January 11, 2018
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