Ubaldo

A real Mexican guy looking out for his future,, very good dancer and very good lucking he is so cute and very lucky to get girls😉 He is amazing and has goals wen something is on his mind he will accomplish it and he is so brave to

Is ubaldo going to the party ??
Yes you know how he is he will get a lot of girls 😉

by Mexican knower March 15, 2017

Ubaldo

Good looking , sweet and adorable and is kinda like a teddy bear ...

I'm happy I'm dating Ubaldo

by 22l June 24, 2017

Ubaldo

This is the name of a true Thot slayer, he will stop not until the job has been done, he swings around with a dick in his hand beating thots mercilessly until they breathe their last breath, he will destroy thots, and respect women

Ayy, it's that nigga Ubaldo, you bouta slay some thots?

Ubaldo:yeah nibba

by anonymous January 17, 2018

ubaldo

The real name of that one mexican guy who ordered a mocha frap the other day at Starbucks but knew the barista couldn't spell his name so he used his alias "Jose"

Ubaldo: "God why did I come to Starbucks I have no idea what I'm doing and they won't be able to spell my real name I guess I'll say my name is Jose"

by lil a from da hood July 12, 2015

Uvaldo

Often the silent Champion to any girl in distress. Uvaldo is a true warrior unparalleled to any who challenge him. Chuck Norris calls him his "Equal". Once a child stared into Uvaldo's eyes, the poor boy started to cry. When asked what he saw he responded "the death of everyone". Uvaldo is humble and has a clear mind which allows him to see through lies. When asked "what girl does he like?" Uvaldo laughed. All girls like Uvaldo but they can't have him. As for sports... Don't challenge this guy at tennis! He walks on a whole different court than anyone else. Unlike anything else Uvaldo is the best friend anyone could ever have. When asked for help, Uvaldo goes above and beyond any expectations.

"Equal"-Chuck Norris...uvaldo
ITTS GODVALDO-Asian voice....uvaldo

by niggawho? September 29, 2011

Ubando

A Ubando is a name from Asia but sounds like it should be Africa.

Usually a slimey estate agent has a name like this and loves wearing brown suits.

He cant speak at all, and usually gets a lot of people angry.

Loves transexuals of the Brazilian kind!

Jonny: God damn I wish that Ubando would open his fucking mouth and speak up!
Olly: I know, what a gobshite"!

by Jonny Mack 1982 October 10, 2011

uraldo

A little nice big that was dumped

Uraldo got dumped by xitlali

by Lil peep is a dead January 11, 2018