Urban Cow

A slow and irritating vehicle that occupies space and impedes urban traffic flow.

That Smart car is an Urban Cow and needs to get out of the way!

Urban Cow by Dragonhead1111 August 19, 2026

Urban Cow Tipping 

When you run up next to a fat person and push them over, then run.

Cory and I are going urban cow tipping around the college

Urban Cow Tipping by downhomedixie August 31, 2011

urban cow tipping 

Can also be performed in suburbs. When one or more irresponsible teenager goes around the streets at night flipping over smart cars. This can also be done with a Prius or a Yaris, but these models are generally heavier, requiring a larger group which could compromise the mission. Urban cow tipping is also usually done under the influence of alcohol or marijuana, or both.

Irresponsible teen 1: "Hey dude, lets go urban cow tipping tonight!"
Irresponsible teen 2: "Do you have a bottle?"
Irresponsible teen 1: "Yeah."
Irresponsible teen 2: "Shit, let's fuckin do it."

urban cow tipping by m4r1ju4n4m4n January 3, 2011

urban cow tipping 

When you push over bike riders that think they own the road. Could be bike clubs in the suburbs or messengers in the city.

When that bike club refused to share the road, I gunned the engine, reached out the window and did some urban cow tipping.

urban cow tipping by hotwasabiwife September 13, 2009

Urban Cowgirl 

A popular nickname for the prolific word nerd, Dr Bunnygirl, because of her innumerable rides on Urban Dictionary.

That Urban Cowgirl is definitely galloping at top speed!

Urban Cowgirl by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

urban cowboy 

A guy from the city or suburbs who is "country" or "rednickish" who talks like he's from a rural area. Ften times they wear shirts of the American flag that says "these colors don't run" and say things like "If you don't like America, then you can get out!" Generally they smoke and drink and often times wear cowboy hats or Nascar hats. Though it sounds like I'm trying to depict these guys in a negative way, I am actually quite fond of them, especially the ones who I think offer a lot of "white trash wisdom", like the 'Stranger' in the movie 'The Big Lebowski' when he says "sometimes you eat the barn, and sometimes the barn eats you". Many of these guys are quite smart, despite their gruffish exterior.

Mickey Rourke played an excellent depiction of an urban cowboy gone wrong in the movie "Spun"

urban cowboy by freak show edso November 13, 2005

Urban Cowboy 

A 1980 movie starring John Travolta and Debra Winger about an oil fielder who thinks he is a cowboy and hangs around at Gilley's bar.

"Bud Davis" is the Urban Cowboy

Urban Cowboy by Bradley Olson November 2, 2004