Upduck

Something you say to someone while pointing underneath you're eye, so in return they say 'What's upduck?'

Mike: Hey dude, you got some Upduck on your eye
Chad: What's upduck?

by Doedsfald July 19, 2009

upfuckery

Activity or activities leading to the fucking up of something or someone.

"As usual. upfuckery abounds in my family"

"What sort of upfuckery is this?"

by Mu Cow January 29, 2008

Windows Upfuckingdate

When the Windows Update is very slow, for example when a security update of 1.8 MB is downloading in one hour.

John: What's going on Jim? Why are you looking at the computer so long?
Jim: I'w waiting for the Windows Upfuckingdate to complete.

by Gaboantsa August 29, 2014

uptuck

The tucking of a boner towards the top of your pants

I got a boner in class so I got the uptuck going

by tucker June 18, 2005

uptuck

where an adolescent male gets a raging boner at the wrong time and has to tuck the enlarged member in his belt and pull his shirt over it to hide it.

today in math class i got a huge boner looking at Mrs. Smith, i had to pull the uptuck.

by justnotright June 28, 2005

Ey up duck

A friendly greeting, often used in the West Midlands and North of England.

Used in typical conversation:

Emma: "Ey up duck, ows yer ma?" (Hello, how is your mother?)
Lee: "Shes alreet" (She is doing well)

by JB40k April 3, 2008

Upfuckening

The time between 9 PM and 3 AM on large college campuses in which true chaos is attained. Is defined by the presence of at least one ambulance, one firetruck and a pair of police squad cars being called to a dorm.

There was an especially bad Upfuckening last night - A microwave caught fire, a sophomore overdosed on tequila and two frat boys got into a fist fight with the RA.

by Professor Opuntia July 10, 2016