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the act of updating your facebook status while also sitting on the toilet.
While i was sitting on the throne, i upduked my facebook status.
upduke by tbcitf November 23, 2010
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upduce Updice Upduck upduct upduke
upducting someone means as if you are taking someone
“i’m gonna upduct ur whole family
upduct by higivigovigi April 17, 2021
Something you say to someone while pointing underneath you're eye, so in return they say 'What's upduck?'
Mike: Hey dude, you got some Upduck on your eye
Chad: What's upduck?
Upduck by Doedsfald July 19, 2009
Someone extremely simp-worthy, stunning, hilarious, perfect, hot, and splendid. You will fall in love with Updice.
Person 1: “I’ve been laughing at this meme for eight years.”
Person 2: “I’m infatuated with this perfect individual.”
Everyone else: “They must be talking about Updice!”
Updice by updice September 9, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026