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Upfuckening 

The time between 9 PM and 3 AM on large college campuses in which true chaos is attained. Is defined by the presence of at least one ambulance, one firetruck and a pair of police squad cars being called to a dorm.
There was an especially bad Upfuckening last night - A microwave caught fire, a sophomore overdosed on tequila and two frat boys got into a fist fight with the RA.
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Windows Upfuckingdate 

When the Windows Update is very slow, for example when a security update of 1.8 MB is downloading in one hour.
John: What's going on Jim? Why are you looking at the computer so long?
Jim: I'w waiting for the Windows Upfuckingdate to complete.
Windows Upfuckingdate by Gaboantsa August 29, 2014

upfucking 

To get involved with someone more famous than you, in order to further your own career. Mostly used to describe celebrities in Hollywood.
Kevin Federline did some serious upfucking to get to the level of fame he has today.
upfucking by Braxton Charles January 5, 2009

upfucking 

Neither of us knew how to fix our dishwasher, so we knew that if we would be in for a major upfucking if we didn't call for help.
upfucking by awmm May 21, 2018

unfuckening 

The first 100 days of the Biden Administration consisting of executive orders to get the USA back into the World Health Organization, PARIS Agreement and an actual Covid-19 Vaccination plan
What do you think the new name for Operation Warp Speed should be?
IDK, how about the unfuckening?
unfuckening by Sonicbo0mz January 24, 2021

Unfuckening 

An event that occurs after you have been fucked whereby you become unfucked. This term was coined by the great Masood Boomgaard when referring to crypto and meme coins as Bullshit Fantasy Coins
The Unfuckening will be glorious
Unfuckening by cravecase1212 February 24, 2025

Upfuckingset 

The boss is gonna be upfuckingset when he finds out someone stole an iPad and a ps3.
Upfuckingset by Mandiemyz December 20, 2010
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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