Upfuckening

The time between 9 PM and 3 AM on large college campuses in which true chaos is attained. Is defined by the presence of at least one ambulance, one firetruck and a pair of police squad cars being called to a dorm.

There was an especially bad Upfuckening last night - A microwave caught fire, a sophomore overdosed on tequila and two frat boys got into a fist fight with the RA.

by Professor Opuntia July 10, 2016

Windows Upfuckingdate

When the Windows Update is very slow, for example when a security update of 1.8 MB is downloading in one hour.

John: What's going on Jim? Why are you looking at the computer so long?
Jim: I'w waiting for the Windows Upfuckingdate to complete.

by Gaboantsa August 29, 2014

upfucking

To get involved with someone more famous than you, in order to further your own career. Mostly used to describe celebrities in Hollywood.

Kevin Federline did some serious upfucking to get to the level of fame he has today.

by Braxton Charles January 5, 2009

upfucking

The act of fucking something up

Neither of us knew how to fix our dishwasher, so we knew that if we would be in for a major upfucking if we didn't call for help.

by awmm May 21, 2018

unfuckening

The first 100 days of the Biden Administration consisting of executive orders to get the USA back into the World Health Organization, PARIS Agreement and an actual Covid-19 Vaccination plan

What do you think the new name for Operation Warp Speed should be?
IDK, how about the unfuckening?

by Sonicbo0mz January 24, 2021

Unfuckening

An event that occurs after you have been fucked whereby you become unfucked. This term was coined by the great Masood Boomgaard when referring to crypto and meme coins as Bullshit Fantasy Coins

The Unfuckening will be glorious

by cravecase1212 February 24, 2025

Upfuckingset

Extremely angry; livid or raging

The boss is gonna be upfuckingset when he finds out someone stole an iPad and a ps3.

by Mandiemyz December 20, 2010