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1. A fictional place in Britain because no one knows where it really starts or finishes.
2. Re-named to Birmingham to disguise its poor identity and reputation. This didn't work
1. A fictional place in Britain because no one knows where it really starts or finishes.
2. Re-named to Birmingham to disguise its poor identity and reputation. This didn't work
midlands by Nutter_Systems September 2, 2005
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The UK's purgatory. Sweet F all actually happens there and it is home to one of the most irritating accents in the British Isles. Worse than hell because at least hell has pain, the midlands have no emotion, style or climate. The midlands are inhabited by a group of Southern wannabes who hate the North due to jealousy of it's beauty and the South due to jealousy of it's food.
When I'm king, I'm gonna build a bridge over the midlands so the North and South of England can visit each other undisturbed.
When I'm king, I'm gonna build a bridge over the midlands so the North and South of England can visit each other undisturbed.
midlands by Bingleberries August 30, 2010
Midlands Technical College
Midlands Technical College by Bigboy335 July 16, 2021
West midlands
An area of the UK which is the English equivalent to the DMV.
A place full of Chavs, Druggies and Incells.
A place in which the highest causes of death are Stabbings, STDs and Arriva bus malfunctions.
It also includes Telford, a city renown for its high crime rates and for being the chav capital of the Universe.
A place full of Chavs, Druggies and Incells.
A place in which the highest causes of death are Stabbings, STDs and Arriva bus malfunctions.
It also includes Telford, a city renown for its high crime rates and for being the chav capital of the Universe.
''Been making toast and someone tried to rob me'' said Bob
''That some pussy shit up here in the west midlands init'' said Jim
''That some pussy shit up here in the west midlands init'' said Jim
West midlands by Kestrel4e March 1, 2019
The East Midlands
not the south of England.
And definitely NOT the north!
home of incomprehendable contrasts such as the neighbouring cities of Derby and Nottingham. Derby; otherwise known as the home of repulsive ogre people is a horrible place, whereas Nottingham is a place of tranquility and love.
And definitely NOT the north!
home of incomprehendable contrasts such as the neighbouring cities of Derby and Nottingham. Derby; otherwise known as the home of repulsive ogre people is a horrible place, whereas Nottingham is a place of tranquility and love.
A - I'm headed to the north for my holidays this year.
B - Cool where are you going?
A - Derby.
B - that's in the East Midlands you fuck-wit. I hope you get horrifically strangulated by the ogre people before the kind, understanding and generous people of Nottingham can save you. you shit-for-brains, monkey arsehole of a person.
B - Cool where are you going?
A - Derby.
B - that's in the East Midlands you fuck-wit. I hope you get horrifically strangulated by the ogre people before the kind, understanding and generous people of Nottingham can save you. you shit-for-brains, monkey arsehole of a person.
The East Midlands by monsieur du brouillard June 21, 2011
The Midlands
A so called region of England that people from Birmingham and the surrounding areas seem to think exists, though everyone knows that the only reason they claim this mythical land to be real is they do not want to be classified as 'northern'.
Londoner: So where in the UK are you from?
Brummie: I'm from the Midlands
Londoner: Where? You mean the north right?
Brummie: I'm from the Midlands
Londoner: Where? You mean the north right?
The Midlands by Yo Yo Yo 456679 March 9, 2021