Updick
An uppity douche who thinks their efforts caused an increase in business. Colleagues, however, know otherwise, and can see through updicks quite easily.
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John Updick
The act of sliding the male genitalia up the rectum of one or more students attempting to write an essay about the american author John Updike
John Updick by NiggerFaggot1234 July 11, 2017
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Updick • John Updick • Updike • undick • Uptick • udicking • udickquitous • undickable • Undickifying • Undicktify
updike
updike by Nicholas Van Orton December 9, 2008
Nut-Up Dick Pic
A not so typical picture of a dick taOR from approximately knee height (easier to take with longer arms or while squatting) angled in the upward direction in order to showcase both the nuts and dick. Be sure to have an erect dick or run the risk of appearing to simply have three nuts. Be sure to avoid anus, but if not possible, be sure to cover with emoji.
Nut-Up Dick Pic by Hahaballs February 13, 2021
Updike
The act of leaving a social gathering without first notifying any of your friends.
Derived from the term "up and dip" which is another description of the aforementioned act.
Derived from the term "up and dip" which is another description of the aforementioned act.
"Where did James go?"
"James was hammered, he probably updiked and is now at home petting his cats and staring at his bikes."
"James was hammered, he probably updiked and is now at home petting his cats and staring at his bikes."
Updike by I'M CLINTON February 26, 2010
Undickifying
Undickifying by Ien D. Nyal July 10, 2010
Uptick
Uptick was especially popularized during the Covid era and essentially means an increase in number of a particular statistic or measure. It is often accompanied or by a graph or visual representation of the reported increase. The media, in particular, seem to be fond of using this term.
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