Upfucker

One who has sex with someone else to better their situation.

Dude, did you hear about all the money she has coming her way? The only possible explanation is that she's an upfucker.

by One dude. May 21, 2009

Upfucker

Someone who is fucking anally while the one being fucked is standing.

"You wanna upfuck tonight?"
"Yeah, sure"

"You are such an upfucker!"
"I don't do it like that."

by fuckkk October 21, 2013

upfuck

To fuck something up so much that The very thought of looking at it turns you dyslexic.

Hey, lets go upfuck Tony's brand new bike with these wrenches and crowbars.

by chillin2long June 4, 2003

upfuck

1)(adjective) To show coolness of something.
2)(noun)An idiot.
3)(adjective) To mess things up real bad or to "fuck up."

1) Those new shoes are upfuck.
2) Dude your such an upfuck
3) I upfucked that test so bad.

by JCrac December 7, 2006

upfucking

To get involved with someone more famous than you, in order to further your own career. Mostly used to describe celebrities in Hollywood.

Kevin Federline did some serious upfucking to get to the level of fame he has today.

by Braxton Charles January 5, 2009

upfuck

when you are caused to throw up sperm.

i shoved my dick so far down her throat that she upfucked all over me.

by fleneneh September 7, 2010

upfucked

Upfucked: Similar to back-asswards, something that you realize is inevitably going to be fucked up by something completely beyond your control. Recognition that something will be "fucked up" before it is actually "fucked up".

John and his goons will upfuck this one for sure!

Clyde is a walking upfuck!

Jane could'nt upfuck unzipping her skirt!

With the re-election of Mayor Nagin, New Orleans is completely upfucked!

by NOLADRIAN June 11, 2006