A repetitious, unexplainable high frequency radio wave transmission received by
earth from an unknown source/location within and/or outside our galaxy.
{From 1962 through
2016, 11 Interstellar Radio Mesessage projects (IRMPs) transmitted 50+ messages out across the universe from
earth. In 1996, a
unique happenstance occured when the convergence of sound wave files during a studio recording session for the band
Vibe 45, revealed an anomaly in the form of a high frequency sound wave blip registering at an astonishing 180k Hz (detectable only by the Alosa Saspidissima aka the American
Shad) through a customized Crappatoe transducer equipped with a panoramic floppycack jacker. The evidence file was shared with Dr.
Chris Culvitude of Copenhagen for a forensic analysis. Dr. Culvitude disaggregated the wave structure using a four dimensional, parabolic floppycack translator and the results were astonishing. The blip unveiled irrefutable evidence of a Percussive Universal Soundwave, or P.U.S., which surreptitiously, included a complex linguistic code, patterned to form the following words: "We Want The
Funk", an extraterrestrial response conveying
Alien displeasure related to the 50+ boring messages sent, and a plea to the band members of Vibe 45 to send them some
ball knocking, Parliament style grooves in the next transmission. Dr. Culvitude mysteriously disappeared in 2001 and his sound popping theory showcasing P.U.S. was
never formally published.
1. Scientists recently detected a Percussive Universal Soundwave from an unknown source in the universe.
2. {Dr. Culvitude shows his floppycack package to D Dog of
Vibe 45 and explains} "D Dog, you are not going to believe this. The blip is a Percussive Universal Soundwave, and, when I decrypted the pattern into language, you can actually hear
alien voices chanting "We Want the
Funk!!"
