Universable 

The ability of an item to be used on or for anything in multiple directions or on multiple sides.

"That bitch Betsy did my laundry, gave me a blumpkin, did my accounting and homework. When you flip her upside down she fixed fixed my car, took it in the ass, and sprayed orange juice out of her nipples. That universable skank is whats up.

Universable by virchung September 13, 2010

Universal WhirlWind 

Universal WhirlWind is an athlete, musician, gamer and about to take the world by storm...coming soon!!!

I can’t wait to check out the athlete, gamer & musician ‘Universal WhirlWind’.

Universal WhirlWind by UniversalWhirlWind March 30, 2021

Percussive Universal Soundwave 

A repetitious, unexplainable high frequency radio wave transmission received by earth from an unknown source/location within and/or outside our galaxy.

{From 1962 through 2016, 11 Interstellar Radio Mesessage projects (IRMPs) transmitted 50+ messages out across the universe from earth. In 1996, a unique happenstance occured when the convergence of sound wave files during a studio recording session for the band Vibe 45, revealed an anomaly in the form of a high frequency sound wave blip registering at an astonishing 180k Hz (detectable only by the Alosa Saspidissima aka the American Shad) through a customized Crappatoe transducer equipped with a panoramic floppycack jacker. The evidence file was shared with Dr. Chris Culvitude of Copenhagen for a forensic analysis. Dr. Culvitude disaggregated the wave structure using a four dimensional, parabolic floppycack translator and the results were astonishing. The blip unveiled irrefutable evidence of a Percussive Universal Soundwave, or P.U.S., which surreptitiously, included a complex linguistic code, patterned to form the following words: "We Want The Funk", an extraterrestrial response conveying Alien displeasure related to the 50+ boring messages sent, and a plea to the band members of Vibe 45 to send them some ball knocking, Parliament style grooves in the next transmission. Dr. Culvitude mysteriously disappeared in 2001 and his sound popping theory showcasing P.U.S. was never formally published.

1. Scientists recently detected a Percussive Universal Soundwave from an unknown source in the universe.

2. {Dr. Culvitude shows his floppycack package to D Dog of Vibe 45 and explains} "D Dog, you are not going to believe this. The blip is a Percussive Universal Soundwave, and, when I decrypted the pattern into language, you can actually hear alien voices chanting "We Want the Funk!!"

Percussive Universal Soundwave by Charitable Disguise January 8, 2020

Common Universal Natural Tendency 

How to say "Cunt" without making it obvious..

I was going to ask my girlfriend if would be OK for me to spend an evening out on the town getting shitfaced with the lads, but the Common Universal Natural Tendency of a woman does not approve of a man enjoying himself without her being there..

Common Universal Natural Tendency by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014

Europa universalis 4 

Also know as EU4

A "game" in which you paint a map of the world while changing numbers in historically accurate windows excel spreadsheets and devote at least 3 hours a day too.

"man have you seen Mael "
"nope last i heard he had a mental break down after failing a Pomerania run in Europa Universalis 4"

Europa universalis 4 by MiamiWTH February 19, 2021

Universal Music Group 

An account on Youtube that apparently owns everything. They will delete your videos if they find just the smallest reason to believe you have used material that belongs to them. The thing is, almost none of the content is really theirs! You can try to dispute the claim, but that will most likely get you banned from Youtube, because almighty UMG thinks that it can just go around and pwn everyone and everything. Oh, and don't even think about messaging them, because they won't reply.

Universal Music Group: Oh, no! Someone uploaded a 5-second clip of a song we don't own! BANBANBAN!

Universal Music Group by Bob1111118393825 January 23, 2009

Minecraft universal constant

This number is a gigantic number coined by Austin from "The Science" series of Game theorists youtube channel . It is the number of all permutations in all minecraft worlds. Its value is 10^10^10^1.3134

Hey, did you see the mind boggling gigantic number, The minecraft universal constant, that Austin from the game theorists calculated.

Minecraft universal constant by LORD ASHU December 10, 2020