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Not a type of bull, but the absolute BULLSHIT the universe force feeds me and I can't do anything about it.
Makes you genuinely want to "take matters into your own hands" sometimes.
Usually pre life-fucking bullshit as it is probably just a warning.
Also, I haven't been to a hospital.
John was having a good day, coming back from a party, but when he came home, he tripped and broke his nose. At the emergency room, he accidentally spanked someone trying to grab his phone and everyone looked at him in disgust. Coming home again, his wife saw the news about him spanking someone, somehow it got on the news, and his wife bitch-slapped him full power. He had to go to the emergency room again and is now titled a 2-time nurse spanker on the news after coming home. Coming inside the house, there was his son's skateboard placed perfectly to, firstly, launch it in his face and secondly, slip on it and get a concussion. Now he's a third time spanker and banned from the hospital, and the next closest one is an hour away. THIS is peak unibull.
Unibull by applesaue September 14, 2025
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Uniballa 

When a man with one testicle inserts his testicle into a womans vagina.
Nate: Hold on...Its almost in...
Heather: Uh oh the uniballa strikes again!!
Uniballa by Uniballa June 14, 2010
a man only having one testicle
Stevie K has is a uniball because he only has one testicle
uniball by mogger05 December 22, 2004

unbullshittable 

An item, feeling, or interpretation that does not lend it's self to the act of bullshitting.
The girl's monologue is so well known it is unbullshittable.
unbullshittable by k3llY September 27, 2006

Unbullshitafied 

Void of nonsense. Absent from drama, doublespeak, and emotional clutter. A term coined by Behavioral Scientist, Steve Maraboli.
"I just got to a point where I decided that I want to live an unbullshitafied life." - Steve Maraboli
person with only one testicle i.e: josh scanlon
anyone: sup uniballer!
josh scanlon; :(
to hit someone so hard in the nuts that their testicles fuse together into one. essentially its a really hard sackwhack
if u dont shut up im going to uniball you
uniball by herpderp123 August 24, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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