Unibull

Not a type of bull, but the absolute BULLSHIT the universe force feeds me and I can't do anything about it.
Makes you genuinely want to "take matters into your own hands" sometimes.
Usually pre life-fucking bullshit as it is probably just a warning.
Also, I haven't been to a hospital.

John was having a good day, coming back from a party, but when he came home, he tripped and broke his nose. At the emergency room, he accidentally spanked someone trying to grab his phone and everyone looked at him in disgust. Coming home again, his wife saw the news about him spanking someone, somehow it got on the news, and his wife bitch-slapped him full power. He had to go to the emergency room again and is now titled a 2-time nurse spanker on the news after coming home. Coming inside the house, there was his son's skateboard placed perfectly to, firstly, launch it in his face and secondly, slip on it and get a concussion. Now he's a third time spanker and banned from the hospital, and the next closest one is an hour away. THIS is peak unibull.

by applesaue September 14, 2025

Uniballa

When a man with one testicle inserts his testicle into a womans vagina.

Nate: Hold on...Its almost in...
Heather: Uh oh the uniballa strikes again!!

by Uniballa June 14, 2010

uniball

a man only having one testicle

Stevie K has is a uniball because he only has one testicle

by mogger05 December 22, 2004

unbullshittable

An item, feeling, or interpretation that does not lend it's self to the act of bullshitting.

The girl's monologue is so well known it is unbullshittable.

by k3llY September 27, 2006

Unbullshitafied

Void of nonsense. Absent from drama, doublespeak, and emotional clutter. A term coined by Behavioral Scientist, Steve Maraboli.

"I just got to a point where I decided that I want to live an unbullshitafied life." - Steve Maraboli

by girlonhercomputer June 25, 2019

Uniballer

person with only one testicle i.e: josh scanlon

anyone: sup uniballer!
josh scanlon; :(

by MaverickDaNubRippinBaddie February 24, 2008

uniball

to hit someone so hard in the nuts that their testicles fuse together into one. essentially its a really hard sackwhack

if u dont shut up im going to uniball you

by herpderp123 August 24, 2010