Any man who overcompensates for missing a ball (
testicle) by being excessively aggressive, critical, masculine or
pompous. a.k.a.
Juan Bahler.
"Say, Dad, If
winning isn't everything, then why does Brian J.
Kelly always insist on keeping score?"
"Because he stands a mere 5 feet 8 inches tall and is a bonafide Uni-
Baller, that's why. ...'boy's only got one ball."
"Bet crowded elevators probably smell different to midgets too, huh Dad?"