applesaue's definitions
To text someone you are leaving (anything) because you think it'll be weird to tell them that you are exiting in person.
Also: Texiting, Texited, To Texit, stuff like that idk
Also: Texiting, Texited, To Texit, stuff like that idk
Jimbob was always texiting at his ex's parties because it would've been way too awkward to talk to her.
by applesaue October 11, 2025
Get the Texitmug. The DEATHLY TERRIFYING fear of having someone step on your fingers when your hand is on the ground.
Comes from the Latin words Digitus (finger) and Confractus (break).
I probably have it and I get constant PTSD when I hear footsteps when my hand is on the ground.
Comes from the Latin words Digitus (finger) and Confractus (break).
I probably have it and I get constant PTSD when I hear footsteps when my hand is on the ground.
John: *standing near Dave*
Dave: *puts hand on the ground*
John: *walking*
Dave: *violently yanks his hand off the ground* "HOOOOOOLY fuck John, you almost stepped on my fingers!"
John: "dude, I am 15 yards away from you, get yo stanky Digiconfractusphobic ass outta here.
Dave, being a lying bastard: "I don't have Digiconfractusphobia... what do you mean?!?! >:'("
Dave: *puts hand on the ground*
John: *walking*
Dave: *violently yanks his hand off the ground* "HOOOOOOLY fuck John, you almost stepped on my fingers!"
John: "dude, I am 15 yards away from you, get yo stanky Digiconfractusphobic ass outta here.
Dave, being a lying bastard: "I don't have Digiconfractusphobia... what do you mean?!?! >:'("
by applesaue September 12, 2025
Get the Digiconfractusphobiamug. When you feel depressed and have suicidal thoughts, but it's about something relatively mild to other but to you feels like it makes your life pointless.
Usually, victims of whinepression don't realize that they are whine pressed and take it too seriously.
When they are aware they are whining idiots, it doesn't change anything because every problem is one people shouldn't brush off as nothing and if they are feeling that bad maybe talk to a therapist about it.
If they don't want/can't get a therapist, and things get more whinepressing, make sure you/your friend DOESN'T commit unaliving, please, as it may be very tempting.
Usually goes hand-in-hand with Unibull.
Usually, victims of whinepression don't realize that they are whine pressed and take it too seriously.
When they are aware they are whining idiots, it doesn't change anything because every problem is one people shouldn't brush off as nothing and if they are feeling that bad maybe talk to a therapist about it.
If they don't want/can't get a therapist, and things get more whinepressing, make sure you/your friend DOESN'T commit unaliving, please, as it may be very tempting.
Usually goes hand-in-hand with Unibull.
Dave: John, why are you crying
John: I sneezed... *intense heavy sobbing*
Dave: Man, you are definitely whinepressed.
John: IT'S NOT WHINEPRESSION! It's TERRIBLE!! *sobbing more intensely*
Dave: Figures.
(Example with Unibull)
Dave: John, what's up?
John: Did you see the news, thumbass?
Dave: yeah... (see Unibull for context) I understand how it is, man. Unibull is relentless... just try to handle it before the life-fucking begins or you won't able to resist...
John: Yeah, I know...
John: I sneezed... *intense heavy sobbing*
Dave: Man, you are definitely whinepressed.
John: IT'S NOT WHINEPRESSION! It's TERRIBLE!! *sobbing more intensely*
Dave: Figures.
(Example with Unibull)
Dave: John, what's up?
John: Did you see the news, thumbass?
Dave: yeah... (see Unibull for context) I understand how it is, man. Unibull is relentless... just try to handle it before the life-fucking begins or you won't able to resist...
John: Yeah, I know...
by applesaue September 14, 2025
Get the Whinepressionmug. by applesaue September 18, 2025
Get the VeeJuanmug. Uses an old joke to make something even dumber.
combines "Diddy" and "Idiot" to make the most brain damaging, retarded word in the entirety of this planet.
The person getting called this is either an idiot, an idiot who is a PDF file, or you just use it for no reason.
combines "Diddy" and "Idiot" to make the most brain damaging, retarded word in the entirety of this planet.
The person getting called this is either an idiot, an idiot who is a PDF file, or you just use it for no reason.
John: *walks into a wall*
Dave: Diddiot.
OR
John: Man, they look MIGHTY fine...
Dave: That's a 12 year old, diddiot...
OR
John: The square root of 27 is 9.
Dave: You... are a genuine diddiot.
John: But I don't like children anymo-
Dave: The fact you have to say "anymore" is a problem in it's own way, John...
Dave: Diddiot.
OR
John: Man, they look MIGHTY fine...
Dave: That's a 12 year old, diddiot...
OR
John: The square root of 27 is 9.
Dave: You... are a genuine diddiot.
John: But I don't like children anymo-
Dave: The fact you have to say "anymore" is a problem in it's own way, John...
by applesaue September 18, 2025
Get the Diddiotmug. This means "The fuck you say ni**a?" and is never meant to end in a question mark. Used as a joke.
Pronounced "tuf-you-sin", but meant for text messaging such as Discord or any other texting app, and is mostly meant to be used when someone says something incomprehensible.
Pronounced "tuf-you-sin", but meant for text messaging such as Discord or any other texting app, and is mostly meant to be used when someone says something incomprehensible.
by applesaue October 11, 2025
Get the tfusnmug. Shut your fucking mouth, but in a jumble.
I don't know how I found this gibberish to be typeable but it is lol
Used in a context that involves something about you or something you have done that isn't so serious, as a joke.
I don't know how I found this gibberish to be typeable but it is lol
Used in a context that involves something about you or something you have done that isn't so serious, as a joke.
Bob: So I heard that you spoke for 2 seconds while playing video games in class, John.
John: SHAJOFUGINMOUTH
John: SHAJOFUGINMOUTH
by applesaue September 16, 2025
Get the SHAJOFUGINMOUTHmug.