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Jump off a cliff and die.
Used when you just can't take something anymore (to yourself) or when you can't handle someone (to someone else)
Used when you just can't take something anymore (to yourself) or when you can't handle someone (to someone else)
All of John's rambling about how he "thought" I could lift 180 with one arm like him then acting surprised and disappointed after genuinely makes me want to JOACAD but he never gets the hint.
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I hope John JOACADs because I can't hear him ramble about him "genuinely, truthfully thinking" how strong I am.
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I hope John JOACADs because I can't hear him ramble about him "genuinely, truthfully thinking" how strong I am.
by applesaue October 11, 2025
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Also: Texiting, Texited, To Texit, stuff like that idk
Also: Texiting, Texited, To Texit, stuff like that idk
Jimbob was always texiting at his ex's parties because it would've been way too awkward to talk to her.
by applesaue October 11, 2025
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Pronounced "tuf-you-sin", but meant for text messaging such as Discord or any other texting app, and is mostly meant to be used when someone says something incomprehensible.
Pronounced "tuf-you-sin", but meant for text messaging such as Discord or any other texting app, and is mostly meant to be used when someone says something incomprehensible.
by applesaue October 11, 2025
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I tried to use antidisunagainsthomophobephobephobia in a sentence but I instantly lost track of what it even means :/
by applesaue October 7, 2025
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The friend you thought could keep a dreadful secret but as soon as he has an audience of at least 4 (including you) he spoils the secret and rolls it off like "It's a little joke, man, what's the big deal" when everyone is pointing and laughing at you and you genuinely want to JOACAD.
The friend you thought could keep a dreadful secret but as soon as he has an audience of at least 4 (including you) he spoils the secret and rolls it off like "It's a little joke, man, what's the big deal" when everyone is pointing and laughing at you and you genuinely want to JOACAD.
Dave: *Invites 15 friends over for a party*
John: Dave, I got something to tell you. I have a "the hub" channel.
Dave: dw your secret is safe :)
*3 hours later*
Dave: Guys, since we are watching tv, lets watch the best "hub" videos, made by our friend John!!!
John: SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHN BIG MOUTH
John: Dave, I got something to tell you. I have a "the hub" channel.
Dave: dw your secret is safe :)
*3 hours later*
Dave: Guys, since we are watching tv, lets watch the best "hub" videos, made by our friend John!!!
John: SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHN BIG MOUTH
by applesaue September 20, 2025
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combines "Diddy" and "Idiot" to make the most brain damaging, retarded word in the entirety of this planet.
The person getting called this is either an idiot, an idiot who is a PDF file, or you just use it for no reason.
combines "Diddy" and "Idiot" to make the most brain damaging, retarded word in the entirety of this planet.
The person getting called this is either an idiot, an idiot who is a PDF file, or you just use it for no reason.
John: *walks into a wall*
Dave: Diddiot.
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John: Man, they look MIGHTY fine...
Dave: That's a 12 year old, diddiot...
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John: The square root of 27 is 9.
Dave: You... are a genuine diddiot.
John: But I don't like children anymo-
Dave: The fact you have to say "anymore" is a problem in it's own way, John...
Dave: Diddiot.
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John: Man, they look MIGHTY fine...
Dave: That's a 12 year old, diddiot...
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John: The square root of 27 is 9.
Dave: You... are a genuine diddiot.
John: But I don't like children anymo-
Dave: The fact you have to say "anymore" is a problem in it's own way, John...
by applesaue September 18, 2025
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