Uncking

The act of a male using a pastry to masturbate their penis. After they have finished, either in the pastry or on the surface, they will continue to eat the pastry. Their offspring will represent the frosting/cream of the pastry.

Joe: I was Uncking last night with a twinkie, but I threw up after
Jimmey: Dude that’s disgusting

by JackerOffer6969 February 14, 2024

Uncling

The art of unclehood, the practise of being an uncle.

I'm not ready to become a dad just yet, I'll stick to uncling my nephews for now.

by DjDreM August 21, 2011

Uckings

Uckings is the plural of Uck-(giving head(sucking Dick(The up and down movement of your mouth over a penis which can erect a penis)))

"Yes I give uckings, Where exactly is your bando?"

by RhiannonBrathwaite April 24, 2015

Unching Style

The style of unching.
Unching, a japanese word, is slang for 'pooing'.
Unching Style is to poo with style, with a certain flare.

"Dude, I totally unching styled over the Walmart toilet. It was fucking epic."

by PandaElly April 20, 2010

uncting

comes from the verb unce unce unce which is usually applied to a beat of a song. when one feels awkward and has nothing to say just unce. It can mean many things from having sex or getting exciting to go out.

For example, if a friend Liz is having sex with a white rapper, you can say she is uncting with the white rapper followed by unce unce unce.

by intrepid.unce May 4, 2009

uncing

To unce. A favorite pastime of Travis. Usually performed without pants.

alfy: wtf is travis doing? hes been uncing all day. >.> where the FUCK are his pants? Chey: (moans) Travis : unce. unce. unce. unce. unce. unce.

by TravisIShagwells October 8, 2008

unking

when a group of people picks a random fight and/or tries to rob you often while they are recording you with cell phone cameras

These three teenagers were unking this dude in the subway for no reason.

by efghi January 7, 2011