Breakfast Bufanza

The $20 breakfast celebration special at McDonald’s on the day May 25 every year. The tradition started in Minnesota after the tragic crucifixion of George Floyd.

Henry: Bro can we stop at Mcdonald’s on the way home; I got $20.
Brayden: You tryna get a belly filling Breakfast Bufanza or what?

by JackerOffer6969 October 04, 2022

Uncking

The act of a male using a pastry to masturbate their penis. After they have finished, either in the pastry or on the surface, they will continue to eat the pastry. Their offspring will represent the frosting/cream of the pastry.

Joe: I was Uncking last night with a twinkie, but I threw up after
Jimmey: Dude that’s disgusting

by JackerOffer6969 February 14, 2024

Jackin the Cracken

When your jerking off to hardcore porn and beating your dick hard. Your dick will get really hard.

Joe: I was up all night last night bro

Ron: Why

Joe: I was Jackin the Cracken to some hot asian porn

by JackerOffer6969 March 03, 2021

Red Ripe Butthole

When your butthole is Flaring and it turns Red. Usually you will get a Red Ripe Butthole when you push out a big poop.

Oh My God Jim I have the worst Red Ripe Butthole Right Now

by JackerOffer6969 February 28, 2021