3 definitions by JackerOffer6969

Breakfast Bufanza

The $20 breakfast celebration special at McDonald’s on the day May 25 every year. The tradition started in Minnesota after the tragic crucifixion of George Floyd.

Henry: Bro can we stop at Mcdonald’s on the way home; I got $20.
Brayden: You tryna get a belly filling Breakfast Bufanza or what?

by JackerOffer6969 October 4, 2022

Jackin the Cracken

When your jerking off to hardcore porn and beating your dick hard. Your dick will get really hard.

Joe: I was up all night last night bro

Ron: Why

Joe: I was Jackin the Cracken to some hot asian porn

by JackerOffer6969 March 3, 2021

Red Ripe Butthole

When your butthole is Flaring and it turns Red. Usually you will get a Red Ripe Butthole when you push out a big poop.

Oh My God Jim I have the worst Red Ripe Butthole Right Now

by JackerOffer6969 February 28, 2021