Definitions by JackerOffer6969

Uncking 

The act of a male using a pastry to masturbate their penis. After they have finished, either in the pastry or on the surface, they will continue to eat the pastry. Their offspring will represent the frosting/cream of the pastry.

Joe: I was Uncking last night with a twinkie, but I threw up after
Jimmey: Dude that’s disgusting

Uncking by JackerOffer6969 February 14, 2024

Breakfast Bufanza 

The $20 breakfast celebration special at McDonald’s on the day May 25 every year. The tradition started in Minnesota after the tragic crucifixion of George Floyd.

Henry: Bro can we stop at Mcdonald’s on the way home; I got $20.
Brayden: You tryna get a belly filling Breakfast Bufanza or what?

Breakfast Bufanza by JackerOffer6969 October 4, 2022

Jackin the Cracken 

When your jerking off to hardcore porn and beating your dick hard. Your dick will get really hard.

Joe: I was up all night last night bro

Ron: Why

Joe: I was Jackin the Cracken to some hot asian porn

Jackin the Cracken by JackerOffer6969 March 3, 2021

Red Ripe Butthole 

When your butthole is Flaring and it turns Red. Usually you will get a Red Ripe Butthole when you push out a big poop.

Oh My God Jim I have the worst Red Ripe Butthole Right Now

Red Ripe Butthole by JackerOffer6969 February 28, 2021