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Unlike "antie-bodies" which help to neutralize/eliminate da threat of harmful bacteria and other unwanted nasties in your circulatory system, these destructive blood-proteins actually ASSIST or SPEED UP da attack on your body's well-being. This is often a major reason dat your parent's sister may look relatively (pun not intended, but it's still hilarious! :P) slim and healthy, whereas her husband will be bloated and groaningly unwell.
A famous $10,000-winner (i.e., first prize for humor and/or adorable cuteness) video on AFV featured a small boy wincingly gagging down an escargot; he had been intensely concerned about the nicotine-habit of his parent's huge brawny brother whom he "loved to death" (pun intended that time!), and thus he had been pleadingly on said lumbering leviathan case to get him to quit da cancer-sticks which were no doubt producing unclebodies in said beloved male relative's blood ("I really savor your companionship and playing sports wif you, Uncle Bob, and so I don't wanna have you die before your time!"); said good-natured coffin-nails-puffer had therefore obligingly offered to abstain from da Winstons and Marlboros till at least da rest of da summer if his pint-sized nephew would try just one gourmet snail (probably he greatly enjoyed said "delicacies" himself, but so far had only met with disgusted revulsion when offering them to his brother's young son), and so said dedicated lad was willing to go through a bit of gastronomical agony himself to help save his towering uncle's health.
unclebodies by QuacksO February 7, 2020
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Unclehomo
Unclehomo" is a word to describe a "fatherly type" of homosexual man.
While on a family vacation traveling through North Texas, my mother said this purely accidental and twisted pronunciation of Oklahoma. Mom said,"Honey, lets go see your cousins in Unclehomo this weekend." This made me laugh so hard I almost wrecked the car.
While on a family vacation traveling through North Texas, my mother said this purely accidental and twisted pronunciation of Oklahoma. Mom said,"Honey, lets go see your cousins in Unclehomo this weekend." This made me laugh so hard I almost wrecked the car.
uncleholic
That uncle who consistently shows up drunk at family gatherings; if he hasn't shown up that way, he's sure to leave in that condition. He is the uncle who shows up drunk in a Santa Claus costume at family Christmas parties.
uncleholic by MrChocolateShakes_ October 7, 2022
Uncleholic
That uncle who consistently shows up drunk to family parties; if he hasn’t shown up that way, he’s sure to leave in that condition.
He is the uncle who shows up drunk in a Santa Claus costume at the family Christmas party.
He is the uncle who shows up drunk in a Santa Claus costume at the family Christmas party.
Uncleholic by MrChocolateShakes_ October 8, 2022
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)