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is a mentally unstable sociopath that enjoys the suffering of others. A Umile typically has beautiful brown luscious hair.

Girls have mixed emotions about an Umile, either you like him or you don't. A typical Umile disapoints his parents to the point of insanity. A Umile is qwirky with many passions like knitting and fishing.
girl1: wow look at that fucking guy, why is he eating lotion

guy1: He's probably a Umile
Umile by NIGAFISH February 18, 2019
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When an arrogant prick is trying to be humble with a British accent.
I’m so ’umble mate, i’m the ’umblest there is.
Umble by Flein Floke June 26, 2020
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Umile • Kwa umilele • Umble • Umie • Umlet • umpleby • utile • Ubile • ucilene • umblebee
Short for Umineko no Naku Koro ni, a badass murder-mystery anime series aired in Japan between July 2nd and December 24th, 2009. It deals with the events that unfold on the fictional island of Rokkenjima when the head of an incredibly rich family calls the entire family to the island to discuss the distribution of the family's wealth in the event of the head's death.

However, mysterious deaths start occurring the first night on the island, with everything somehow tying into the legend of the "Golden Witch," Beatrice -- who is rumored to have been a close acquaintance of the family head. Battler Ushiromiya (that's right, his name is fucking BATTLER. It doesn't get much more badass than that), the protagonist of the series, refuses to acknowledge Beatrice, and instead insists that all of the murders can be explained using "real" and "physical" means - even those that seem to be impossible for humans to have accomplished.

Long story short, everybody dies (at least everyone who was on the island), more witches appear than I can even count, and Battler eventually becomes a sorcerer who wields a badass SHINY GOLD LONGSWORD that lets him SPEAK IN BLUE-, RED-, AND EVEN GOLD-COLORED TEXT.

Originally a series of visual novel games which were later adapted into an anime. Made by the same people responsible for Higurashi.
Person 1: Hey, did you catch the latest Umineko episode last night?

Person 2: You mean the one where five of the people get their faces ripped off, or the one where Kanon gets his owned in the heart by a shiny drill/stake thing?
Umineko by meteoryte January 3, 2010

en temps et lieux utiles 

an English translation of a French phrase meaning

"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to learn/know/understand something"
son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother who is 16, is learning how to drive. Why can't I?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, all right but, at age 13, you are definitely not old enough. now, go to bed.
A combination toliet / urinal.
Yes, this product actually exists; I shit you not!
Mary, it's your turn to clean that gosh darn diddly-arn urilet this week!
urilet by Telephony July 21, 2014

umblebee 

The most kick-ass British-Pakistani female Muslim martial artist, creative soul and adventurer on social media. ISFP in nature. SEARCH IG: umblebee_wanders
Umblebee is dope.
umblebee by Umblebee November 24, 2021

umblegumbletumble

A word that describes the feeling of being ridgywidgy, it also means very polkywolky
I recently felt very umblegumbletumble, not good
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doorwall 

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
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Internet gaming term used for people who are insanely good at something.
Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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