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Umile

is a mentally unstable sociopath that enjoys the suffering of others. A Umile typically has beautiful brown luscious hair.

Girls have mixed emotions about an Umile, either you like him or you don't. A typical Umile disapoints his parents to the point of insanity. A Umile is qwirky with many passions like knitting and fishing.
girl1: wow look at that fucking guy, why is he eating lotion

guy1: He's probably a Umile
by NIGAFISH February 18, 2019
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Umble

When an arrogant prick is trying to be humble with a British accent.
I’m so ’umble mate, i’m the ’umblest there is.
by Flein Floke June 26, 2020
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Umineko

Short for Umineko no Naku Koro ni, a badass murder-mystery anime series aired in Japan between July 2nd and December 24th, 2009. It deals with the events that unfold on the fictional island of Rokkenjima when the head of an incredibly rich family calls the entire family to the island to discuss the distribution of the family's wealth in the event of the head's death.

However, mysterious deaths start occurring the first night on the island, with everything somehow tying into the legend of the "Golden Witch," Beatrice -- who is rumored to have been a close acquaintance of the family head. Battler Ushiromiya (that's right, his name is fucking BATTLER. It doesn't get much more badass than that), the protagonist of the series, refuses to acknowledge Beatrice, and instead insists that all of the murders can be explained using "real" and "physical" means - even those that seem to be impossible for humans to have accomplished.

Long story short, everybody dies (at least everyone who was on the island), more witches appear than I can even count, and Battler eventually becomes a sorcerer who wields a badass SHINY GOLD LONGSWORD that lets him SPEAK IN BLUE-, RED-, AND EVEN GOLD-COLORED TEXT.

Originally a series of visual novel games which were later adapted into an anime. Made by the same people responsible for Higurashi.
Person 1: Hey, did you catch the latest Umineko episode last night?

Person 2: You mean the one where five of the people get their faces ripped off, or the one where Kanon gets his owned in the heart by a shiny drill/stake thing?
by meteoryte January 3, 2010
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en temps et lieux utiles

an English translation of a French phrase meaning

"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to learn/know/understand something"
son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother who is 16, is learning how to drive. Why can't I?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, all right but, at age 13, you are definitely not old enough. now, go to bed.
by Sexydimma April 12, 2013
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urilet

A combination toliet / urinal.
Yes, this product actually exists; I shit you not!
Mary, it's your turn to clean that gosh darn diddly-arn urilet this week!
by Telephony July 21, 2014
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umblebee

The most kick-ass British-Pakistani female Muslim martial artist, creative soul and adventurer on social media. ISFP in nature. SEARCH IG: umblebee_wanders
Umblebee is dope.
by Umblebee November 24, 2021
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umblegumbletumble

A word that describes the feeling of being ridgywidgy, it also means very polkywolky
I recently felt very umblegumbletumble, not good
by Bob the bobber March 22, 2022
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