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is a mentally unstable sociopath that enjoys the suffering of others. A Umile typically has beautiful brown luscious hair.

Girls have mixed emotions about an Umile, either you like him or you don't. A typical Umile disapoints his parents to the point of insanity. A Umile is qwirky with many passions like knitting and fishing.
girl1: wow look at that fucking guy, why is he eating lotion

guy1: He's probably a Umile
by NIGAFISH February 19, 2019
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