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A sex machine that knows how to pound the pussy, he is usually very chill and likes to smoke pot. He is very sexy and handsome. He has a very large penis
Girl: I was with an Ulmer last night
Other girl: I wish I could have been with him. Did y'all get high and get crazy
Girl: yeah we did it was crazy and amazing
Ulmer by Jim jones February 8, 2013
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Uller Time 

A guild wars gaming term coined by a guildie of ours when he is the only one logged onto the guild roster. He is able to have is "Uller Time" and run around the guild hall naked.
"If I'm just in the GH when no one else is on. I see an empty roster and it becomes "Uller time"!
Uller Time by Aurora Scion May 9, 2008
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Ulcerative Colitis 

A bloody shit disease....quite literally. People who suffer from this non-infectious disease usually end up spending lots of time wrapped around the loo with bloody diarrhoea during flare ups. Caused by person's immune system attacking large intestines lining causing inflammation and ulcers, loss of appetite and generally feeling like utter crap. Medication can usually help to control it though some have awful side effects such as moon face
Stuart: "hey why did that hot chick run off to the loo so quickly?"
Bob: "Ahhh she's got the ulcerative colitis shits, she's going to be a while..."

Uller Time 

A guild wars gaming term coined by a guildie of ours when he is the only one logged onto the guild roster. He is able to have is "Uller Time" and run around the guild hall naked.
"If I'm just in the GH when no one else is on. I see an empty roster and it becomes "Uller time", Uller
Uller Time by Aurora Scion May 8, 2008
1. Means wolf in Norweigan
2. The name of a Norweigan band, fronted by Krystoffer Rygg. Although they began with black metal roots, they have since progressed in to folk, jazz and electronica. They are currently focused on electronica, to major underground success. Incredibly brilliant. Official site: http://www.jester-records.com/ulver/
I first heard Ulver with they're debut Bergtatt and have followed them since. Even though it's not black metal, I love it anyway.
ulver by K` May 21, 2005

ulterior motive 

When a person is trying has a hidden motive or hidden objective with another person secretely.
I think he has ulterior motives with me, just trying to get inside of my pants.
ulterior motive by Chloe98 March 13, 2012
A male name for Muslims with an Arabic origin,most boys with this name are extremely Handsome, loved by all females, are charming to the core, loved by all and prove to be great friends for anyone who needs them whether they like that person or not. Also they are known to excel with a woman in bed and are known to be a success with women. An Umer is usually looked up too by all younger ones and peers and proves to set records that become legends and tales are told about Umer and what great feats he accomplished. All Umers are great frends and lend a helping hand or a shoulder to anyone and everyone.
Girl 1:- Where are all the sute guys.
Girl 2:- Look at the one just entering this place
Girl 1:- Wow! I'm sure he's Umer!
Umer by He_man! August 14, 2010
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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