Worthless merch that you’ll forget about and not even wear or use once you get them. You could also burn your money. Plus, who the hell wants to be seen in merch for fuckingUrban Dictionary? That’s like wearing merch for 4chan or Reddit. It’s a complete waste of money. Don’t buy it at all costs.
Maxwell: I just bought this UD Merch, am I cool now?
John:How the fuck is that going to make people think you’re cool? Sometimes I just don’t understand you, Maxwell.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.