A person who speaks at least 14 "Umm"s per minute, where "Uhh"s are equal to half an Umm, according to Dvorak's Hummer Theory.
See also: Berkeley hummer
See also: Berkeley hummer
The slave recognized the Senator to be an ummer after it measured 16 Umms per minute during the Senator's speech by using an Umm-meter, in the morning.
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A way of introducing a boyfriend, girlfriend, or lover when you don't wish to say any of the free. The name comes from the fumbling you do when you introduce them: "This is. . .um..er..."
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