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Ukulele acquisition syndrome. The uncontrollable urge to purchase multiple ukuleles over a relatively short period of time.

www.ukuleleunderground.com - visit this site's forum for more in-depth examples
'Oh man, i've spent this month's rent money on a new Kala Tenor... I think we're gonna get evicted'

'You've got severe U.A.S, you need locking up'
U.A.S by ukeshale April 8, 2009
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G.Q.U.A.S.B.O.A.T 

Greatest Queef-Ass Beeyotch of All Time
Benji is a G.Q.U.A.S.B.O.A.T!
G.Q.U.A.S.B.O.A.T by G.O.A.T February 23, 2003

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L.U.L.A.S 

stands for

love you like a sis ( or sister)
can be used sarcastically or for real.
Common in middle school
buddy-Aw- Amanda your so sweet :)

me-Don't mention it, I L.U.L.A.S
L.U.L.A.S by Skully! July 12, 2009

H.U.M.A.S. 

Also spelled: HUMAS

Head Up My Ass Syndrome.

- A condition in which the subject is not able to think of others.

c.r. P.Nco, 1986
After suffering from HUMAS for many years, Debbie died alone cuddling a teddy bear that never talked.
H.U.M.A.S. by Nco November 15, 2003