Nco's definitions

H.U.M.A.S.

Also spelled: HUMAS

Head Up My Ass Syndrome.

- A condition in which the subject is not able to think of others.

c.r. P.Nco, 1986

After suffering from HUMAS for many years, Debbie died alone cuddling a teddy bear that never talked.

by Nco November 15, 2003

superfag

Function: noun
Etymology: Nietzsche: The Super+man 1880à Super=Fag 1998. Derived from a literature character of same name, 1998.

1: A Gay muscle man that gets irate and fights. The character usually fights for himself instead of others.

Superfag was ambushed in the restroom—he smashed the assailants into porcelain, and marked their asses before leaving. Superfag is near invincible.

by Nco November 17, 2003

hack bus

1: A very large carriage, motorcar, or other 4 wheel vehicle, capable of carrying more than 8 people.

Derived from hack --> carriage + Bus. Circa 1946, US.

2: The firing of a new writer.
Doroth Parker: "Go take the hack bus but don't bus my papers."

3: A server hub for maliscious programming.

Walton wanted to show us his country estate, so we jumped in his hack bus, but the fool suffered from so much HUMAS that he couldn't remember exactly where his mansion was.

by Nco November 23, 2003

outrun

Outrun (1) verb.
1: to win a race.
2: To stay a course longer than others.
3: comparative: “A jet can outrun a car.”

Outrun (2) proper noun.
1: see definition above. An arcade game.
-Jessie was terrible at Outrun because he had short feet and couldn’t reach the pedals.

Outrun (3) verb clause
1: A code word for children planning to sneak out of their homes to meet.
-“Wanna play outrun?” asked Jessie into the phone.
2: Stealing cars. Sneaking out to steal cars.
Etymology: US, 1980s, from the videogame “Outrun”.
-Jessie was not very good at outrun because he forgot to check the gas tanks, his hands got split by the slimjim, and he never wore his glasses.

My wife got a ticket from a cop in a bright station wagon. Her hope was that the officer would give up but she could not outrun the flashing lights or the radio response.

by Nco November 25, 2003

narled

Adv. Using the nose to move an object. Using the nose to push or destroy.

The italian player narled the ball when it missed his head.

by Nco November 15, 2003

M. Dilley

A painter of the twentieth century known for use of blue and orange with oil on canvas.

M. Dilley painted Rownet in 1963.

by Nco November 15, 2003

bottle blonds

bottle blond, bottle-blond , bottle-blonds

1: Women that make their hair blond, white, platinum, etc by the use of bleach, peroxide, or putting their head in a toilet of said chemicals.
2: ditzy women that want to be known for their bodies instead of their minds.
3: A team of women-rocketeers that succesfully launched two gallons of bleach into the air by H-series engines in 1995. The FFA arrested them shortly after.

"Gentlemen prefer the bottle to bottle blonds." Philipe Nicolini, from Adicus and the Brainchild.

by Nco November 23, 2003