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rape piñata

1: A person put in a ceiling harness and raped.
2: A violent sexual act that results in severe bleeding and discharge. Even consensual pinata sex may be felonious in most locations due to the graphic nature. Harnesses offer different angles of coitus and allow for lazy men to spin their partner while inserted.
Superfag turned the tax collector into a rape pinata using the handles of the attaché case to string him from the ceiling.
by Nco November 23, 2003
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Fire In the Hole

Though most bottle blonds will never bleach their lower hair, there is nothing like fire in the hole to know that the girl is real.
by Nco November 23, 2003
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attaché case

1a: A small case usually for carrying papers.
1b: A soft-leather or flexible envelope.

2: A legal proceeding involving an attache, attaché
The razzy pornographer put his pictures in a new attache case and walked across the street to catch a hack bus but what hit by a dragster first.
by Nco November 23, 2003
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PED

P.E.D.
Penile Erectile Disorder.

A dysfunction that hinders the rise of the penis.

The secondary conflict in the novel, The Sun Also Rises.
Hemingway had to give his girl to a matador because he suffered from PED.
by Nco November 15, 2003
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hissyfit

(hissy-fit)

Main Entry: hissyfit

Function: verb
Etymology 1: Used on west coast by mothers, circa 1952-
Date: ??

1: A tantrum. A loud outcry followed by stamping feet, clawing, biting, or obnoxious tears.
2: An overt negative response for no reason. A long response in the negative.
Madona had a hissyfit after she was sued for noise pollution.
by Nco November 15, 2003
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Hunger Artist

Hunger Artist

Noun.

A person that starves themselves in a café for the amusement of a crowd.

Etymology: Franz Kafka’s The Hunger Artist
The Hunger Artist died in his cafe and was replaced by a panther.
by Nco November 15, 2003
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bus

noun
1: A large vehicle for public tranportation-- capable of sitting 50-150 persons.

<i> Get on the short bus</i>
short bus1: US, 1980s-- a bus fitted with handicapped ramps, elvators, and special seats.
short bus 2: A place for retarded persons, those mentally challenged. A ride for social rejects. "Get on the short bus, you idiot."

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ADJECTIVE:
Bus
1: The clear a table. To bus a table.
busserbusboy: The server's assistant is a busser.
The busboy liked to play with the spent bones of the rich people. He could cuddle the rib bones, fondle the chicken cages and pretend that he knew his customers by the attention they gave to their food.
by Nco November 23, 2003
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