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H.U.M.A.S.

Also spelled: HUMAS

Head Up My Ass Syndrome.

- A condition in which the subject is not able to think of others.

c.r. P.Nco, 1986
After suffering from HUMAS for many years, Debbie died alone cuddling a teddy bear that never talked.
by Nco November 15, 2003
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rape pinata

After coming to Christmas without any presents, the family strung up my legs by using some ribbon, thereafter their taunts became a sort of rape piñata.
by Nco November 23, 2003
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rape piñata

1: A person put in a ceiling harness and raped.
2: A violent sexual act that results in severe bleeding and discharge. Even consensual pinata sex may be felonious in most locations due to the graphic nature. Harnesses offer different angles of coitus and allow for lazy men to spin their partner while inserted.
Superfag turned the tax collector into a rape pinata using the handles of the attaché case to string him from the ceiling.
by Nco November 23, 2003
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fathom

Deep thought.
A cliché that means deep thought.
The action of people thinking underwater.

also:

Main Entry: 1fath·om
Pronunciation: 'fa-th&m
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English fadme, from Old English fæthm outstretched arms, length of the outstretched arms; akin to Old Norse fathmr fathom, Latin patEre to be open, pandere to spread out, Greek petannynai
Date: before 12th century
1 : a unit of length equal to six feet (1.83 meters) used especially for measuring the depth of water
2 : COMPREHENSION
The first year composition students could not fathom another way to write without the use of trite words.
by Nco November 15, 2003
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Fire In the Hole

Though most bottle blonds will never bleach their lower hair, there is nothing like fire in the hole to know that the girl is real.
by Nco November 23, 2003
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perceived expectation

Psych.

-Making something happen physically because you subconsciously want it to happen.
-fulfilling a prophesy. Fulfilling a horoscope.
Mary liked to tell men she was blessed based on their perceived expectation.
by Nco November 15, 2003
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overachiever

<i>over-achiever</i>
1: A person who is motivated by their ideals. An intra-competitive person often marked by abandoning that which hinders their ideals.
2: One who strives for various degrees of near perfection. see H.U.M.A.S.
3: Someone that desires more than is needed.
The over-achiever would not get married until she found the perfect father for her future babies. She died alone in her early fifties.
by Nco November 19, 2003
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