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Tyeson, He's an altruistic individual, highly original and a passionate lover if you're lucky enough to have chance with him, he's reserved and quiet but a prankster with his friends. People that know him consider him a friend, he's empathetic and sensitive to other's feelings and energy. He's highly intuitive and some what of a natural healer or counselor. when he's hurt, you'd never know it behind his warm smile, because he'll never burden you with his own feelings but rather make sure you're doing fine. If you're amoung the few friends he does have, few by choice not by reason, then you are lucky enough to have this friend for life.
Tyeson was a wise old soul who for many years suffered in great sorrow
tyeson by Fire Sun goddess May 1, 2016
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A name for a person, normally ginger, who was born with a variety of different emotional disorders and mental disorders. A Tyeson is usually absolutely awful at everything he does and believes truly that one day he will go into the marines, despite him being anorexic. He is awful with women and is an all around asshole to every girl. He is an asshole due to his own insecurities of his own stature. His penis is microscopic as well
Tyeson: Hey gurl I wanna get to know you
Any girl: ew fuck off weirdo
Tyeson by Jammmmmieeeeee May 23, 2020
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Eating Mike Tyson's Ass 

A guy going around donating superchats to VTubers to say his name. A legend among the VTuber community

(context: https: // www.youtube.com / watch?v=S7Z37ih0C74 and several other clips)
The man, the myth, the legend himself, Eating Mike Tyson's ass

Tyson Zone 

The point at which a celebrity's behavior becomes so insane, that there is literally nothing they could do that would any longer shock or surprise you, or indeed any human being.

So named after boxer Mike Tyson, who at one time was the heavyweight boxing champion of world, since which time he has 1) married a semi-famous tv-star at the time, 2) alleged to have abused said wife, 3) divorced, 4) chewed off the ear of another boxer during a match, 5) received a facial tattoo, 6) owns and tends to his pigeon coop, located on the rooftop of a New York apartment building.

Among many other exploits. Seriously, wiki the man.

Originally coined by popular sports columnist the Sports Guy, Bill Simmons.
Bro1: Has Charlie Sheen entered the Tyson Zone?

Bro2: I'm not sure. Would you be shocked or surprised if you woke up tomorrow and read that he'd burned his own house down, and opened an alpaca farm in New Jersey?

Bro1: That would indeed not surprise me at all. Confirmed for Tyson Zone.
Tyson Zone by JamesBeam March 18, 2011

Tyson Hood 

'Most Influential LARPer' as voted in November of 2016 by theLARP Haven group (a large online organization with over 6,000 members, dedicated to discussion of live action roleplaying), Tyson Hood is a vociferous supporter of costuming, of community, and good sanitation, and is well known online. He is also the subject of many memes ('The Darkest Venue', 'LARP Requires Costuming', 'Satyr Magic Horn Man'.)
Dude, a t-shirt with 'Expensive Suit' taped to it written on a card? Tyson Hood would not approve.
Tyson Hood by DrEwing November 17, 2016

TysonBedwell 

Sexiest person you'll ever meet. Perfect in every way. Very nice understanding, could get whoever he wants easily. Loves to just chill and chat.
Did you see that TysonBedwell?
Yeah, he was freaking awesome.
TysonBedwell by It's Jimmy! April 3, 2013

Tyson Ty 

Tyson Ty, is a Canadian Rapper born and raised in Montreal, who moved to Toronto after legal issues. He was born in 1986 in Quebec, but his parents are from Jamaica.
He drives a 2011 Maserati Gran Turismo, his first car was jeep wrangler, later a BMW 7 series.

His associated acts are: Harvey Stripes, Malcolm Rose, Rick Ross, Enima, Captain Hooks, Vulture, and himself.

He has a few known songs such as "Been Thru", "Letter to MTL", "Kunta Kinte", "Fuck cops"
Tyson ty is the dopest rapper from MTL
Tyson Ty by Santasquad100 August 25, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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