Tysoned
Tysoned by BallsinUrMouth28 January 2, 2008
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tysoned
1. the act of brutally getting your ear bitten off
2. ear decapitation
3. straight up brutalization of the ear by a mouth
4. when you're getting penetrated by mike tyson until you love him
2. ear decapitation
3. straight up brutalization of the ear by a mouth
4. when you're getting penetrated by mike tyson until you love him
tysoned by TheRealMikeTyson June 28, 2011
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Tysoned • Mike Tysoned • Tyroned • tisoned • TysonBedwell • tysone • tyson'd • Tyson Effect • Tyrone Dale • tyson deal
tysoned
To get tko'd by a superclean thunderpunch or kick in boxing, mma or street fight. The word may metaphorically used to describe a forceful life event be it positive or negative in effect.
*dedicated to the great Mike Tyson.
*dedicated to the great Mike Tyson.
Mike Tysoned
Mike Tysoned by BioshockForLife November 15, 2011
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Mike Tysoned
Getting so incredibly shitfaced to the point where you’re passed out on the floor, seemingly unconscious.. Sort of like if you were struck in the head by a nasty right hook from Mike Tyson.
Mike Tysoned by Supreme Krabby April 20, 2020
tisoned
When a woman squats on your penis and girates at a clockwise motion while rubbing her clitorous in a counter-clockwise direction.
tisoned by Advisory Class June 11, 2005
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