Tysoning

it is mean some one is clumsy, forgetful, and dumb

Please stop tysoning be more careful next time.

by Flleming February 17, 2021

Tysoning

The act of shortening stories usually ending with an upward inflation giving the false sense that it will continue and possibly get better. But instead abruptly ending leaving you hanging or story blue-balled.

So today I saw this hot girl at the supermarket... Tysoning

by Call me spongebob babe January 19, 2012

Tysoning

like planking laying down randomly with your head facing to the left like you just got knocked out by mike tyson.

bro look at that guy hes tysoning.

by Z.Schram October 22, 2011

A Tyson

When you jerk off while wearing boxing gloves.

Since there was nothing on TV, I turned my lava lamp on, grabbed my boxing gloves and gave myself a Tyson.

by TheCoach98 June 16, 2011

Tyson

The sexiest, most charming human being you'll ever meet. If you have the honor of meeting a person named Tyson, you'd better shoot your shot.

A bonus that comes with a person named Tyson, is that they are born with the gift of talented hips if you know what i mean.

A Tyson's smile is infectious and he is funny without even trying.

Any living organism: "look at those hips MOVE!"

Any other living organism: Yeah he's almost as good as Tyson"

by Bearcat2 May 13, 2018

tyson

a HOT guy that has a great personality

he is always true to his girlfriend and loves her to death
Any girl would be lucky to have him

hes always there when you need him and makes you happy just by seeing him smile

Tyson is one of the "best friend" types but makes a amazing boyfriend
he had alot of friends and is popular around school

"OMG ! did you see tyson !"

by MusicForever April 29, 2012

Tyson

Tyson chicken nuggets

"I like Tyson chicken nuggets"
"Yeah, especially the dinosaurs shaped ones"

by majesticnerd May 10, 2017